Nicked four patents then hacked off the judge
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been ordered to pay $439.7 million for nicking the tech in four patents in FaceTime and other iOS apps.
Overcharging just hacks its users off
Google thought that it might get away with copying Apple by charging a ridiculous price for a USB dongle, only to discover that its users were not that stupid.
Tim Cook says that if he was a French lad he would learn to code before English
Apple supreme dalek Tim Cook said that it is more important that people know how to code language than learn a second language.
Nicked some important military plans
They might be armed with ancient PCs and their boss is using an Apple Mac, but North Korean hackers still managed to steal some important military plans from the South.
Twice as intelligent as Siri
Google's AI has the same IQ as a moderately retarded human and more than twice as high as Apple's Siri in a comparative analysis.
Jonny Ive says it is just meant to be looked at
The iPhone is not designed to be used all the time, says the guy who designed it.
You don’t even need to put it in the microwave
The Apple fruity cargo cult is having a little trouble in Big China as the state authorities are worried that its swelling battery is causing the phone to pop open.
High noon on High Sierra.
Apple’s security superiority over Windows has been highlighted yet again as the macOS High Sierra exposed the passwords of encrypted Apple File System volumes in plain text.
Sure we will prop up your failing business model - what else can we spend our cash on?
It appears that the Indian government is taking seriously a request from Apple to help prop up its failing business model and inflate its stonking margins.