Apple giving design a bad name
Published in News


Two former Apple designers moan

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has lost the plot when comes to design, according to two designers who helped build the company’s reputation.

Apple Music exec fails to understand women
Published in News


More bildge from Jimmy Iovine

Fruity cargo cult Apple revealed that it is essentially a religion for fanboys rather than fangirls, after a top executive demonstrated a complete lack of understanding what women actually do.

Microsoft has not given up on business phones
Published in Mobiles


CFO says "Lumia" for business is coming

Microsoft surprised the world when its new phone range failed to contain anything to interest business users – now it seems it is prepared to remedy that.

Apple orders only 4 million more iWatches
Published in Wearables

Expecting lower sales

Fruity cargo cult Apple does not have any high expectations that iWatch will sell much more.

IWatch failed claims analyst
Published in Wearables


“Collectables” for fanboys

Apples’ iWatch has been dismissed as a “collectable” for fanboys which made no real impact on the market.

Why aren’t you looking at me?
Published in Mobiles


Apple phones will know when you are not looking at them

Apple’s iPhone7 is going to be equipped with a new feature which will look at your eyes to see if you are daring to look at something else.

Apple losing its music collectors
Published in News


Even Wired seems to think so

Apple is losing its music fanbase thanks to some rather silly decisions and even the Tame Apple Press is agreeing that it is happening.

EU probes Amazon and Apple’s ebook cartel
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It seems that Jobs Mob has not learnt about not playing monopoly

While it waits for the US Supreme Court to let it off the hook for the last book cartel it organised, fruity cargo cult Apple is about to face an investigation for another one.

Dell mocks Cook’s PC doom-saying
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The “post-pc” era has been good for the PC

Tin-box shifter Michael Dell mocked the prophecy of the Grand mufti of the Apple Cargo cult, Tim Cook who insisted that the PC was on its way out.

Intel might lose Apple contract
Published in Processors


Fanboy thinks x86 is doomed

Intel is about to lose its lucrative contract to supply Apple gear as Jobs’ Mob thinks its own ARM based chips can do better