We offered to spit at them
Fruity cargo cult Apple is asking its followers for their DNA. We thought it might be for some medieval black magic, or to work out if stupidly handing out money for overpriced gadgets was genetic.
Only a rounded rectangle between them
Samsung has officially scored a huge chunk of the hardware work in the iPhone 7 and will be putting a chip and a screen on the new shiny toy.
Because it is too caring and sharing
Apple's wheeling and dealing with the record labels is under US antitrust scrutiny as it might turn out to be a little bit illegal.
More than 20 per cent in 2015
Shipments for Apple iPad products will be down over 20 per cent on year in 2015, according to sources within the Taiwanese supply chain.
Build a more expensive lightbulb
General Electric has teamed up with Qualcomm and the fruity cargo cult apple to build digital technology into LED lightbulbs.
Tesco leads the way
Apple Pay was supposed to launch in Europe sometime this year, but it seems it's already alive and kicking in Britain, at least in some colations.
Begun the lawsuits have
Fruity cargo cult Apple's latest nice looking over priced junkware is getting it into a spot of legal bother.
We don't make watches for the likes of you
Apple has taken the unusual step of admitting that if you have tattoos then the iWatch will not work for you.
Young dont want them any more
Apple and IBM's business partnership which was supposed to push iPads and iPhones into corporates seems to have reverted to hitting softer targets like Japanese pensioners.