iOS “feature” helps kids distribute pony porn
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Think of the children

Upgrading your iPhone might cause a few problems for parents who don’t like their children seeing online porn.

iPhone 7 spinning working
Published in Mobiles
15 September 2016

iPhone 7 spinning working


But no one is talking about numbers

The fruity tax dodger Apple is seeing its share price soar on the back of industry spin about the iPhone 7’s success, but there are actually no signs that the shiny toy is doing as well as the Tame Apple Press would have you believe.

US Samsung Note 7 bans aimed at protecting Apple
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Koreans think it is an over reaction

Korean experts are getting a little miffed at the way that the US government is handling Samsung’s Galaxy Note 7 recall and is starting to suspect that it is an attempt to protect Apple.

iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus battery sizes confirmed
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Slight upgrade compared to the last generation

While Apple was not keen to reveal any precise specifications regarding its new iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus smartphones, a listing on TENAA confirms the battery size in both of these smartphones and a couple of first reviews do confirm  longer battery life.

Tame Apple Press claims Samsung will ditch the jack
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Hit the road jack

The Tame Apple Press is telling the world that Samsung is so impressed with Jobs’ Mob’s "brave move" to purge the headphone jack it is set to copy it.

Apple headphone jack move props up Beats
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No advantage to customers at all – it is all about the money

Fruity tax dodger Apple’s moves to replace the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 were nothing about users and everything about its Beats racket.

Apple gives up on self-driving cars
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Too innovative

The fruity tax dodger Apple has pulled out of the race to build self-driving cars because the industry was not doing what it was told.

Tame Apple Press made up a Samsung phone flight ban story
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Just helping you out Tim

While many people refuse to believe me when I complain about the Tame Apple Press which publishes stories as free PR for the fruity cargo cult, they might want to look at the news this week.

iPhone 7 in pricing shock
Published in Mobiles
09 September 2016

iPhone 7 in pricing shock


Apple gets revenge on EU by cutting off its nose to spite its face

The fruity tax dodger Apple is taking out a weird revenge on Europe for making it pay tax – it is forcing European fanboys to pay more for its iPhone 7s.

Apple accused of killing civilisation
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Stephen Fry and I finally start agreeing again

Apple’s number one British fanboy, next to Chris Martin, has suddenly waded into his favourite company over its tax dodging antics at the sidelines of its iPhone 7 launch.