Update or die
Fruity cargo cult Apple is doing its best to force users of its old iPad 2 and original iPad to upgrade to something thinner and more expensive by bricking them if they upgrade to the latest iOS 9.3.
Blaming Obama now
Fruity Cargo cult Apple has spent billions trying to build its own cloud structure and failed and rather than question its own networking competence it is blaming the government.
Kicked the tires, not interested
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that it does not need any Imagination.
Pay 40% more for your three year old phone
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that Europeans should pay more for the three year old iPhone SE designs than the rest of the world.
Expected to buy 2-300 million of them
Chinese smartphone vendors will ship an estimated 200-300 smartphones featuring fingerprint-recognizing functions this year.
Apparently it has a shortage
The Dark Satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that claims the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is about to write a cheque for the British chip design company Imagination Technologies.
Problems with believing your own PR
Fruity cargo cult Apple has made a huge mistake fighting the FBI over the encryption case.
Really has run out of ideas
The Tame Apple Press had told us that the coming four inch iPhone SE would help save Apple’s bacon in developing countries. The new phone was to kill off the iPhone 5S. But it turns out that Apple’s new iPhone is just the iPhone 5S in a different box.
A smaller iPhone 6S with more battery life, only $399
This morning during Apple’s Spring Event at its Cupertino, California headquarters, company VP Greg Joswiak announced the new 4-inch iPhone SE – a modest 2016 refresh to the iPhone 5S (2013).