Apple hopes car will replace gadgets
Published in News


Car on agenda as iPhone dies

It is starting to look like the fruity cargo cult Apple is banking on the car industry to be the next big thing after the world loses interest in iphones and ipads.

ARM under pressure after customers merge
Published in Processors


Atmel and Dialog could be bad news


Chip designer Arm is under pressure after two of its customers decided to combine their businesses. Anglo-German Dialog Semiconductor wrote a cheque to buy US rival Atmel for $4.6bn.

Pope saves NY from iPhone cult
Published in Mobiles


Papal intervention slows deliveries

Pope Francis has temporarily managed to save New York from the clutches of the iPhone Cult which is a dangerous American religion which encourages people to lower the standards of the world by surrendering to a "reality distortion field" which requires you to buy expensive phones.

Telcos sell Apple watch on Friday
Published in Mobiles


In Europe and in US

T-mobile in the US has announced that the company will start selling the Apple watch on Friday but it turns out that a few European Telecoms will start get it too. . 

Jim Keller, lead CPU architect, leaves AMD
Published in Processors


Zen still sampling in 2016

AMD has not been doing that great and there are still a lot of changes happening to the company. 

Apple stuffs up iOS update
Published in Mobiles


New "crashes" function

Apple customers are daring to complain after the new iOS 9 operating system which they got for free shipped with a super cool, game changing, crash your iPhone feature.

Outcry as Navy orders Apple fanboys to smash their phones
Published in Mobiles


Security threat

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.

Another Apple partner reports lower profits
Published in Mobiles


But Apple says they are coining it in

Claims that Fruity Cargo cult Apple might be making a fortune from its Surface Pro and its Iphone 6S are looking flaky after another of its partners reported lwer profits than expected.

iOS 9.0 gets speed security improvements
Published in Mobiles


iOS 9.0 a third of the size

Our US readers started getting the notifications on their iPhones and iPads that Apple's new  iOS 9 is available. EU phones including the one around here didn’t get the push notification.

Apple builds Android App
Published in Mobiles
17 September 2015

Apple builds Android App


Falling customer numbers? There is an Android app for that

Desperate to drive customers to its flagging iPhone 6S and its Surface Pro clone Apple has officially created and released an Android app.