05 September 2014

Apple teaming up with U2

In the name of Jobs

So not as nuts as you would think



In front of Apple 5th Avenue store

But Apple insist you are safe

01 September 2014

Apple can’t be hacked

Tame Apple Press rallies to Apple’s defence



Apple sends invitations

Which you can’t fix

Sources say they will sell everything that they can make

Girl from Ipanema cannot have secrets



Excommunication in sight