Switch nightmares compressed in one video
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One for the masochists

If you want a reason to avoid the Nintendo Switch then this horror video which has tipped up on YouTube should give you enough reason.

Nintendo tries to bury dead pixels scandal
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Death comes to everyone


Nintendo has been doing its best to see off stories that its new Switch portable console is blighted with dead pixels.

Nintendo Switch can’t save back-ups
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All your saved games could be lost to history


The new Nintendo Switch will not allow you to backup the save files for Nintendo Switch games.

Nintendo has a “surprise” shortage of Switches
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Well we were not surprised 

We had a theory that Nintendo would manage to stuff up the launch of its Switch console.

Things getting unreal in Nintendo
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Learning to use the unreal engine at last

Maker of toilet themed consoles, Nintendo, is finally getting around to embracing third party development tools including the Unreal Engine.

Nintendo returns to profit
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But sees trouble ahead


Former playing card maker Nintendo has managed to make its first profit in four quarters thanks to its mobile gaming division.

Nintendo Switch has another face palm
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Forgets to mention key functions and drops important ones


Smart money is on the Nintendo Switch being a lemon, but it seems that the maker of toilet branded consoles is making elementary mistakes on its launch.

Android Super Mario Run available in March
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Still as expensive as the iOS version

The former maker of playing cards and consoles with a urine branding theme, Nintendo, has told the Android world that they will get a version of Super Mario Run in March.

Nintendo reveals more Switch console details
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Launching on March 3rd for US $299

During its official press conference, Nintendo has finally revealed the rest of the details for its upcoming Switch console that will go on sale on March 3rd for US $299.

Nintendo Switch will be in short supply
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You probably were not expecting this

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Nintendo is launching its new Switch console in the US without enough to sell to the great unwashed.