Slow Apple iPhone “innovations” get slower
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Its escargot has just got up and went

The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have admitted that its iPhone cash-cow is ready for the meat works and is slowing down its production cycle to once every three years.

Foxconn replaces 60,000 workers with robots
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Until the new iPhone makers start killing themslves

Foxconn has finally resolved the problem of labourers working on the iPhone trying to kill themselves by replacing 60,000 of them with robots.

Intel modems will be in half of iPhone 7s
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Ready for this year

Chipzilla has scored a more significant chunk of the upcoming iPhone 7 which is due to be released this year.

India tells Apple to go away
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As one market shuts, another market closes

Apple's bid to replace its Chinese market with India has received a swift kick in the nadgers from the Indian government.

Apple grinding to a halt
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Bottom end hit by lack of ideas

Apple has begun its slow death march to oblivion as it is unable to come up with the new products which gave it its innovative image – yesterday Apple posted its first-ever decline in iPhone sales and its first revenue drop in 13 years.

Apple expects your gear to be dead in three years
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It does not matter how much you paid

It might have cost you an arm and a leg, but Apple does not expect its shiny toys to last longer than three to four years.

HTC has announced its cutdown 10 LIfestyle
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For those who can’t afford a perfect 10

HTC is set to offer its cut down version of the HTC 10 in parts of the world which can’t afford the full deal.

TSMC ramps up production on Intel’s modem
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IPhone 7 believed to be the target

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn about TSMC ramping up production of Intel’s XMM 7360 LTE modem.

FBI helps cops unlock another iPhone
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FBI untouchable while iPhone wide open 

The FBI is really rubbing it into Apple by offering to unlock some Apple gear for coppers investigating a murder.

Samsung has got its mojo back
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Galaxy S7 selling better than expected

It looks like Samsung is back on track with its Galaxy S7 and selling more than expected, just as its main rival Apple appears to be stuck in neutral.