Apple confirms it's copying Amazon and Google
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Spatial awareness with full, balanced, wide sound for $349

Back in May, we wrote that Apple was preparing to release a Siri-based smart home speaker that would take on competition from Amazon’s Alexa-powered Echo series, Google Home, and Harmon Kardon’s recently announced Cortana-based smart speaker.

Apple announces iOS 11, available this Fall
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Deep learning enhancements, P2P payments, more efficient storage and more

During the annual Worldwide Developers Conference in San Jose, Apple announced IOS 11 for its mobile devices, complete with a new peer-to-peer payments service through iMessage, an updated Siri, a dedicated File browser, and the first major overhaul to the App Store in nine years.

MacOS 10.13 High Sierra announced
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Now “Fully baked” with introduction of Apple File System

During its annual WWDC keynote in San Francisco, Apple’s Craig Federighi took the stage and announced MacOS 10.13 High Sierra, the thirteenth OS X installment in the series.

Apple and Amazon team up to help Foxconn
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Gou calls in a few mates 

Apple and Amazon have signed up to help the Foxconn bid for Toshiba's semiconductor business.

Apple invents the personal assistant
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New, cutting edge, super cool, innovative

The super cool, innovative, and cutting edge fruity tax-dodging cargo cult, Apple has once again beaten its rivals by producing an AI personal assistant.

Apple orders White House not to abandon Paris Accord
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It's like Apples and Oranges

The Grand Mufti of the fruity cargo-cult Apple, Tim Cook has been on the blower to the US President to tell him not to duck out of the Paris climate accord.

Woz admits Apple’s innovation days are over
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It is too big to do anything useful

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has said that Apple’s days of coming up with anything are gone.

Surface Pro copied Apple too much
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Not the design –  the gouging of users

While Microsoft makes a Surface Pro which is far better than Apple products, the software giant has copied Jobs’ Mob’s marketing and price gouging antics.

Apple wants to remove users from devices
Published in Mobiles


Replace fanboys with AI


Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple is working out a way to cut out a major weakness in its devices' business model – its users.

Apple agrees to help French flight inquiry
Published in Mobiles


Ipad and iPhone might have crashed a plane


Fruity cargo-cult Apple has agreed to help a French inquiry into a plane crash.