GfK report suggests launch weekend was a disaster
The Apple iPhone 7 did not do at all well on its launch weekend everywhere in the world other than the US, according to the latest figures.
A new feature
Security experts have warned that a new feature in iOS has made it a lot easier for passwords to be hacked.
Some people are too thick to live
YouTube meanies played a cruel trick on people stupid enough to upgrade their iPhone 7s by telling them a "secret hack" to get a headphone jack which involved drilling into the phone.
Poor battery life, tired design
While you may not be aware of it, Apple’s most expensive iPhone ever, the iPhone 7, is getting poor reviews – at least among those reviewers who take their job seriously and don't adopt the missionary position when it comes to Jobs' Mob.
Wants a data snuffler
Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has just written a check for an Indian data snuffler called Tuplejump.
Harder to hack but still a doddle.
Despite the usual security claims from Apple that its iPhone 7 is “the best, most advanced iPhone ever” it is still a doddle to hack.
Adopts missionary position in Samsung's home ground
The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has decided that it can open one of its consumer cathedrals in Samsung’s heartland.
The churn never stops
It seems that one of three Apple chip design teams is already pretty well advanced with a design for an iPhone 8S.
Brave technology failure
Apple fanboys who wasted money “upgrading” to the iPhone 7 have been blessed with a new “feature” which turns off their controls.