US court allows Apple to persecute defectors
Published in News


Heretics can't talk to fanboys

A US court has decided that Apple is allowed to carry out its harassment of to those who break free from the clutches of its cult.

iPhone sales dropping in US
Published in Mobiles


Beginning of the end

Apple's vice like grip in the US smartphone market is falling off as sales of the overpriced gadgets slump.

Apple's shares get dose of reality
Published in News


Press is furious as shares plummet 

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Wall Street failed to lift Apple's share prices and the value of the company continued to fall in accordance with market forces.

Apple TV coming out
Published in News


Same as the old one but thinner

Apple will apparently launch its new Apple TV in September. 

Apple Play-Doh scammers
Published in Mobiles


Fan boys would not notice

Three teens were arrested in Detroit area after trying to flog the owner of a MetroPCS store iPhones that were bricked. 

Kids wonder why their parents bought iPods
Published in Mobiles


We wonder why they buy iPhones

It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long. 

Apple furious at Steve Jobs flick
Published in News


Religious fury

Apple is furious that a documentary of Steve Jobs shows his face and fails to give him the respect which should be accorded to a god. 

Apple plans to make BMW i3 its car
Published in News


It is dull, ugly, pointless and German let's make it even more expensive

The Apple rumour mill was all a whirl after word leaked out that Apple is choosing BMW for its first electric smart car.

China ready to overthrow smartphone hierarchy
Published in Mobiles


Huawei closer to Samsung and Apple

The latest IDC Worldwide Quarterly Mobile Phone Tracker indicates that there maybe problems ahead for Apple and Samsung. 

Analyst dubs Apple a scaredy cat
Published in Wearables


Too frightened to reveal iWatch failure

A German analyst has dismissed Apple's claims that it does not want to reveal its iWatch figures because it would give the competition an advantage.