Ears to you, Mrs. Robinson
There seem to be more local problems popping up on Apple’s latest super expensive iPhone X.
Expensive phone freezes
British Apple fanboys who emptied their bank accounts to buy Apple’s hugely overpriced gadget are finding that it cannot handle the cold British weather.
Will not plug it into the iPhone because it might not be around
Fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple is going to invent Google Glass by 2020, but sees it as a device which will not connect to a phone.
Great Architect of the graphics business has great sense of humour
The news that Raja Koduri has quit AMD didn’t come as a complete surprise to us because of his sabbatical announced some time ago.
Saving money on R&D
The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has been accused of stealing technology from a small Israeli company and declaring that it invented it.
Sidestepped Irish tax increases
The Paradise Papers have revealed some of the Fruity Cargo cult Apple’s dodgy deals to avoid paying the ridiculously low Irish taxes.
For the grand sum of $120 million
Apple has finally claimed victory over Samsung and now officially invented the slide to lock technology.
You get what you pay for
Apple has admitted that its overpriced iPhone X is suffering from the same screen problems as its rivals who had the misfortune of also putting out OLED screens.
Rumours of its popularity greatly exaggerated
Linux fanboys were dancing in the streets when NetMarketShare's desktop operating system analysis, which showed Linux leaping from 2.5 percent in July, to almost five percent in September.