Apple Pro is for amateurs
Published in Notebooks


Mac users are revolting... well more revolting than normal

The Tame Apple Press is in a lot of pain over the new Apple Mac Pro. No matter how hard it tries, it cannot polish the turd and is now turning against its Apple overlords.

Latest MacBook Pro incompatible with all Thunderbolt 3 devices
Published in Notebooks


First-gen Texas Instruments controllers will not work

While Apple may have launched a new MacBook Pro with an LED touch bar a week and a half ago and with Thunderbolt 3 ready USB-C connectors, a  compatibility test shows that not all devices using the standard will be able to operate with the notebook.

Apple’s Airbuds delays "bogus"
Published in Wearables


They will be late but not that late

Apple’s overpriced and infinitely losable earbuds are seeing delays getting to market and no one is sure when they will hit the shops.

Apple makes a VR patent stuff up
Published in Mobiles


Its larger iPhone is too big

Despite genii at Apple might have made a bit of a mess of its VR plans.

Macs will have 10nm Intel in late 2017
Published in Processors


Trouble with intel’s 10nm continues

KGI Securities and world’s leading Apple leaking analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, shared that Cannon Lake 10nm is likely to debut in 2H 2017 in new, 32GB capable Macbook Pros. The transition to LPDDR4 could result in 15-25 percent less power consumption over the current LPDDR3. 

Jobs’ Mob considers price cut on Apple Music
Published in News


Too much competition

Fruity, tax-dodging, cargo cult Apple is slowly realising that its Apple Music streaming product is about as popular as the Boston Strangler.

Tablet sales keep falling
Published in News


Steve Jobs was completely wrong


Despite what Steve Jobs and his minions in the Tame Apple Press told us, the tablet was not a game changer, and was simply yet another fashion fad which is now going the way of the dodo and the iPod.

Google drops Microsoft in it with security flaw disclosure
Published in News


Lets Apple off but makes Microsoft customers vulnerable

After allowing Apple six months to fix a critical zero-day flaw, it seems that the Google security team gave Microsoft just 10 days to fix something before going public.

How Apple kept a zero day iOS vulnerability secret for six months
Published in News


Issued a fix which did not work

Apple gamed Google’s Project Zero team into sitting on a kernel exploit in Apple’s Apple’s OSX and its mobile operating system iOS for months.

Apple denied a refund to a bloke for the craziest reason
Published in Mobiles


Prove to us you are not a zombie dictator from Babylon 

Apple has come up with a wizard wheeze to stop people claiming refunds on its overpriced products. It is demanding that you prove that you are not a dead dictator.