Musk tried to flog Tesla to Apple
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Wednesday, 23 December 2020 10:09

Musk tried to flog Tesla to Apple


Tim Cook could not be bothered

While the Tame Apple Press, and Wall Street have become all moist about Apple's return to making cars, it appears that Tim Cook had a Microsoft moment over another car maker a few years ago.

Apple is having another go at building a car
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Tuesday, 22 December 2020 12:02

Apple is having another go at building a car


What could possibly go wrong?

Apple is moving forward with self-driving car technology and is targeting 2024 to produce a passenger vehicle based around its own battery technology.

Apple press hacks hacked
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 22 December 2020 11:49

Apple press hacks hacked


Where is your god now?

Citizen Lab researchers say they have found evidence that dozens of journalists had their iPhones silently compromised with spyware known to be used by nation states.

Apple shuts a fifth of its stores
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Monday, 21 December 2020 11:51

Apple shuts a fifth of its stores


Religion retreats before government persecution and plague

Fruity cargo cult Apple is closing a fifth of its cathedrals of market and consumerism and is blaming the evil demonic coronavirus.

Cook and Federighi in the dock in Epic lawsuit
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Time to face the laywers

A judge has ordered Apple to produce Tim Cook and Craig Federighi to testify for the Apple versus Epic lawsuit, and they must produce required documents before the next hearing.

Facebook takes on Apple
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Thursday, 17 December 2020 11:03

Facebook takes on Apple


Not sure who we want to win here

Facebook attacked Apple in a series of full-page newspaper ads claiming the iPhone maker's anticipated mobile software changes around data gathering and targeted advertising are bad for small businesses.

Embarrassment for Apple over Chinese labour laws
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More worried about losing cash than helping workers

Rather than being an enthusiastic support of Chinese labour, the fruity cargo cult Apple was more interested in preserving its bottom line.

Tame Apple Press continues to hype M1
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 08 December 2020 13:10

Tame Apple Press continues to hype M1


Intel has to surrender now

For the last few days the Tame Apple Press has been hyping Appleā€™s M1 custom chip beyond all reason, and today Bloomberg released an absolute cracker.

Amazon and Apple are the bad guys of electronic waste
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They need to do more, claim UK MPs

Global giants such as Amazon and Apple should be made responsible for helping to collect, recycle and repair their products to cut the 155,000 tonnes of electronic waste being thrown away each year in the UK, according to MPs.

Apple rumoured to have asked Foxconn to leave China
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Wants its own personal Vietnam instead

Foxconn is rumoured to be moving some iPad and MacBook assembly to Vietnam from China at the request of Apple.