Apple copies ancient Microsoft partner programme
Published in PC Hardware


Decides to be extra nice to select unpaid support staff with "white glove" service

Fruity cargo cult Apple has discovered that being an arse to its support partners might not be such a good idea and instead its is copying a "white glove service" that Microsoft has been doing for 20 years.

Brazil cracks down on Apple nuts
Published in News
Thursday, 30 June 2022 11:36

Brazil cracks down on Apple nuts


Looking at forcing them to use USB-C 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple might be forced to provide USB-C chargers in its iPhones in Brazil.

TSMC continues to grow
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 29 June 2022 11:42

TSMC continues to grow


While Intel declines

Beancounters have been looking at some numbers and reached the conclusion that TSMC will grow second-quarter revenue 43 percent quarter-over-quarter to $18.1 billion.

Apple still claims to have invented the touchscreen smartphone
Published in Mobiles


Claims Samsung copied them

Fruity cargo cult Apple is still peddling the myth that it invented the touchscreen smartphone by claiming that Samsung copied them.

Apple’s M2 new 13-inch MacBook Pro has an SSD powered by snails
Published in PC Hardware


You must make your money from somewhere

Apple's new 13-inch MacBook Pro with its over hyped M2 chip has another flaw which you are unlikely to read in the Tame Apple Press.

Supreme Court tells Apple to sling its hook
Published in News


Refuses to hear Apple patent appeal

The US Supreme Court took time out of its busy schedule of turning the country into a US fundamentalist Christian state by telling US women what they may do with their own bodies to tell Apple it could not be bothered listening to its Appeal against two Qualcomm patents (US Patent No. 7,844,037 and US Patent No. 8,683,362).

Apple increases music charges for students
Published in News


It is not as if they are listening to real music anyway

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to jack up the monthly fee it charges kids to listen to its music service.

Milan-based RCS Lab hacked Apple and Android
Published in Mobiles


Too sexy from Milan

An Italian company's hacking tools were good enough to take down Apple and Android smartphones in Italy and Kazakhstan, according to Google.

Apple sued again over “Batterygate”
Published in News


Consumer rights campaigner says Apple deliberately misled users

It seems that Apple’s " Batterygate " fiasco is going on and on.

Apple workers form first union
Published in News
Monday, 20 June 2022 11:58

Apple workers form first union


Come and see the violence inherent in the system

Apple workers in Towson, Maryland have voted to form the first-ever trade union at one of Apple's US stores.