Wants to remove the 1970s serial killer look
Google has worked out that the reason that its Glass product was never going to work was because it they made you look like you were an axe murderer on their way to their part-time job as a stalker of women.
Sharp said it is not planning to flog any of its overseas factories after the dark satanic rumour mill manufactured a hell on earth yarn that it planned to sell its TV manufacturing plant in Mexico next year.
Better at dwarf tossing
Twitter's chief executive has admitted that the social media site is pants at dealing with abuse reported by users.
Bent too easily
A British bloke thought he was onto a winner when he paid a reasonable price for an Apple MacBook on eBay. Paul Barrington, 38, paid £300 for the MacBook which normally costs £1,500 when bought new.
Takes pictures when you sneeze
Samsung is showing off its new camera with its open saucy operating system which sounds like a sneeze, Tizen.
We can finally offer some services
British Telecom has confirmed that it will be writing a £12.5 billion cheque to buy EE from Orange and Deutsche Telekom.
That is not a spelling mistake
Although it is has only recently been just theoretical, human-made silicene is now being touted as the next big thing for computers.
Not up to snuff
Intel has delayed shipment of a component module required for its silicon photonics technology, because they are not meeting quality specifications.
16nm chips for the A10 processor
TSMC will have its backend integrated fan-out (InFO) wafer-level packaging (WLP) technology ready for 16nm chips soon in the hope it can attract orders for Apple's A10 processors.
Network bra is back
For a while in the 90s there was a long running gag about a network bra, and wireless underpants on technology magazines, it sort of filled the role of Internet fridge as stupid uses of technology which would never happen.