Apple gives up on self-driving cars
Published in News
Monday, 12 September 2016 10:57

Apple gives up on self-driving cars


Too innovative

The fruity tax dodger Apple has pulled out of the race to build self-driving cars because the industry was not doing what it was told.

Tame Apple Press made up a Samsung phone flight ban story
Published in News


Just helping you out Tim

While many people refuse to believe me when I complain about the Tame Apple Press which publishes stories as free PR for the fruity cargo cult, they might want to look at the news this week.

VR movie wins an Emmy
Published in News
Friday, 09 September 2016 13:25

VR movie wins an Emmy


Porcupine has spike in popularity

VR headset maker Oculus has won its first Emmy Award for a movie about a porcupine who is too prickly.

Samsung goes for ATL batteries
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 09 September 2016 13:22

Samsung goes for ATL batteries


Snubs its own flaming subsidiary

Samsung has indicated it will from now on use all batteries for its device from China's ATL after its own SDI subsidiary embarrassed it.

Nvidia claims tight GeForce GTX 1080,1070 and 1060 supply
Published in Graphics


Planning release of GTX 1050 gpus

Nvidia is claiming that the supply for its Pascal-based GeForce GTX 1080, 1070 and 1060 graphics cardsis a little too tight to mention.

Robots will soon commit more crime than anyone else
Published in News


By 2040 they will be the best criminals

Boffins have been shuffling their electronic tarot cards and reached the conclusion that by 2040 the people committing the most crimes will be robots.

IBM rolls out Power8 processer
Published in Processors
Friday, 09 September 2016 11:21

IBM rolls out Power8 processer


New servers with OpenPower

IBM has rolled out its new Power8 processor which provides servers with OpenPower features.

iPhone 7 in pricing shock
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 09 September 2016 11:04

iPhone 7 in pricing shock


Apple gets revenge on EU by cutting off its nose to spite its face

The fruity tax dodger Apple is taking out a weird revenge on Europe for making it pay tax – it is forcing European fanboys to pay more for its iPhone 7s.

Intel releases new HD Graphics package
Published in Graphics
Thursday, 08 September 2016 14:46

Intel releases new HD Graphics package


Adds unify colours

Chipzilla has released a new version of its HD Graphics package.

Apple accused of killing civilisation
Published in News
Thursday, 08 September 2016 14:30

Apple accused of killing civilisation


Stephen Fry and I finally start agreeing again

Apple’s number one British fanboy, next to Chris Martin, has suddenly waded into his favourite company over its tax dodging antics at the sidelines of its iPhone 7 launch.