The fruity tax dodger Apple has pulled out of the race to build self-driving cars because the industry was not doing what it was told.
Just helping you out Tim
While many people refuse to believe me when I complain about the Tame Apple Press which publishes stories as free PR for the fruity cargo cult, they might want to look at the news this week.
Porcupine has spike in popularity
VR headset maker Oculus has won its first Emmy Award for a movie about a porcupine who is too prickly.
Snubs its own flaming subsidiary
Samsung has indicated it will from now on use all batteries for its device from China's ATL after its own SDI subsidiary embarrassed it.
Planning release of GTX 1050 gpus
Nvidia is claiming that the supply for its Pascal-based GeForce GTX 1080, 1070 and 1060 graphics cardsis a little too tight to mention.
By 2040 they will be the best criminals
Boffins have been shuffling their electronic tarot cards and reached the conclusion that by 2040 the people committing the most crimes will be robots.
New servers with OpenPower
IBM has rolled out its new Power8 processor which provides servers with OpenPower features.
Apple gets revenge on EU by cutting off its nose to spite its face
The fruity tax dodger Apple is taking out a weird revenge on Europe for making it pay tax – it is forcing European fanboys to pay more for its iPhone 7s.
Adds unify colours
Chipzilla has released a new version of its HD Graphics package.
Stephen Fry and I finally start agreeing again
Apple’s number one British fanboy, next to Chris Martin, has suddenly waded into his favourite company over its tax dodging antics at the sidelines of its iPhone 7 launch.