Nintendo roadmap for 2016
Published in Games
Thursday, 02 July 2015 12:28

Nintendo roadmap for 2016


Wii everywhere

Nintendo has leaked the timeline of its 2016 launch of its next-generation games console and asked its supply chain partners to start pilot production in October.

Hollywood tells truth about Steve Jobs
Published in News
Thursday, 02 July 2015 12:09

Hollywood tells truth about Steve Jobs


Apparently has been reading Fudzilla

Hollywood has dared to make a film which tells the truth about the fruity cargo Apple's profit Steve Jobs.

World's leading operating system is Windows 7
Published in News


Looks like that tablet idea was really daft

The world's most popular operating system is still Windows 7, as Microsoft really regrets wasting its time with a tablet interface in Windows 8.

Nvidia readying Maxwell GM206-250
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 14:38

Nvidia readying Maxwell GM206-250


Ti for two

Nivdia has been talking about replacing its Maxwell graphics cards with something new for a while.

Global Roaming charges banned
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 11:20

Global Roaming charges banned


By mid-2017

The Latvian presidency of the EU has reached a provisional deal with the European Parliament on new rules to end mobile phone roaming fees by mid-2017

Cisco buys Open DNS
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 11:03

Cisco buys Open DNS


Will the spooks get control of your DNS server?

The networking company, which was turned over by the US spooks using backdoors, has just written a cheque for an outfit which provides alternative DNS servers for its users.

Xiaomi tests an expansion out of China
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 10:44

Xiaomi tests an expansion out of China


Heads to Brazil

Chinese smartphone maker Xiaomi is preparing to test out its Chinese success model in another country.

Tim Cook is better than Steve Jobs
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 10:19

Tim Cook is better than Steve Jobs


Wall Street speaks heresy

A top Wall Street money man Julian Robertson has committed religious heresy against the Apple Cult by claiming that its latest CEO Tim Cook was actually better than its mystical fruity founder Steve Jobs.

Apple convicted of playing monopoly
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 10:01

Apple convicted of playing monopoly


Still refuses to confess because it insists it is not evil.

Fruity cargo cult Apple has lost its appeal against conviction for conspiring with publishers to raise the price of e-books but is still refusing to admit it could have done anything wrong.

AMD releases 3D printer designs for Fury
Published in Processors
Tuesday, 30 June 2015 17:44

AMD releases 3D printer designs for Fury


Customise your own

In a novel marketing twist, AMD has released 3D printer files to encourage punters to customized Radeon their Fury X designs.