Apple’s security takes another hit
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Monday, 08 February 2016 11:52

Apple’s security takes another hit


Revolving door gatekeeper

While the fruity cargo cult Apple is busy bricking users for the crime of not using its genii to fix its overpriced toys, its reputation as being super secure is taking another battering.

Dell plans BIOS level security
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Friday, 05 February 2016 12:55

Dell plans BIOS level security


Business laptop BIOS to be better locked down

Grey tin box shifter Dell wants to beef up security on its business laptops and PCs by introducing a new tool which helps to protect the BIOS from malware.

Apple protects the dead
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Wednesday, 20 January 2016 11:39

Apple protects the dead


Keep your wife out of your email while you enjoy the afterlife

Fruity cargo cult Apple is providing a new feature for dead fanboys – it is apparently locking loved ones out of your accounts without a court order.

Apple’s Gatekeeper patch does not work
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Friday, 15 January 2016 15:20

Apple’s Gatekeeper patch does not work


Patch was just a Placebo

The Tame Apple Press did its best to tell the world that the fruity cargo cult Apple had fixed the Gatekeeper bug in its iOS software, however it looks like it is still broken and the patch was a placebo.

McAfee comes up with cure for password woes
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Thursday, 31 December 2015 12:30

McAfee comes up with cure for password woes


Just don’t drop it

IT colourful character John McAfee has just come up with an interesting new security device.

Apple security allows App pirates to make dosh
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Wednesday, 23 December 2015 14:27

Apple security allows App pirates to make dosh


Trickledown effect

A feature in Apple's iTunes approval process is allowing pirates to download free versions of paid iPhone apps.

Apple takes on the UK government on encryption
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Wednesday, 23 December 2015 09:58

Apple takes on the UK government on encryption


We will show them who is boss

Fruity cargo-cult Apple is taking on the UK government warning that Prime Minister David Cameron’s plans to give its spooks extra online surveillance powers could weaken the security of personal data for millions of people and paralyse the tech sector.

Bible packed with malware
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Thursday, 17 December 2015 14:06

Bible packed with malware


And a plague of malware shall come down from on high

Christian orientated mobile apps, particularly those designed to help you work out how one god can be three, or how premarital sex is so bad when it is not mentioned in the bible are more likely to infect believers phones with spyware.

UK coppers call on hackers
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Tuesday, 15 December 2015 15:07

UK coppers call on hackers


We know what you are thinking

UK coppers have hit on a novel idea of scaring the bejesus out of hackers by popping around for a nice cup of tea and a chocky biscuit.

Hacking a big corporation is easy
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Friday, 04 December 2015 12:20

Hacking a big corporation is easy


McAfee claims a grannie could do it

Hacking a major corporation is so easy that even an elderly grannie could do it, according to technology industry character John McAfee.