No luck in the US
While US retailers have treated Apple Pay with a loud resounding yawn, Jobs' Mob thinks it will have more like with the British.
Captain Scarlet to take voluntary redundancy
Chipmaker Qualcomm has flogged off a chunk of the l-Band spectrum it has in Britain.
UK blocking failure
The British Empire's attempt to crush piracy using the power of the Internet has been about as successful as its 19th century invasion of Afghanistan.
Coppers across the UK have arrested 56 people on suspicion of computer hacking offences.
Beats taxing the unemployed
Will be like 3G soon
Destroy adverts on illegal sites
Worked so well in the US
Only select UK users to start with
Not a repeat of 1939