Apple gets back to its roots
Our PCs are catching fire again
The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to be returning to the days when its Apple Macs could be guaranteed to catch fire on press day.
17 percent of Apple fanboys dont take ear buds out for sex
And they wonder why they can't breed
More than 17 percent of people who buy Apple ear-buds are so attached to their over-priced and useless gear they don't take them out even to have sex.
Apple to move a third of production out of China
Will take 18 months
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to spend the next 18 months avoiding the impact of US/China tariffs by moving a third of its production out of China.
Apple badgers evil technology companies
Just as well we are pure and holy.
The maker of tech that became famous by stealing ideas from other companies and claiming it invented them says it is terrible when other companies create chaos while doing that.
Apple rumoured to be buying Intel's 5G tech
After it knifed its partner
Fruity cargo cult Apple is rumoured to be negotiating with Intel to buy the 5G technology that it rejected for its iPhone.
Apple will make all your old cables redundant
Upgrade them all
Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out a way of forcing its users to upgrade all their cabled gear – it is killing off its Lightning port.
Apple is using a custom connector for the SSD in the new Mac Pro
So you can’t upgrade on the cheap
Fruity cargo cult Apple is famous for its expensive SSD upgrades which make expensive machines ridiculously more expensive, but now it appears that the outfit has taken an extra step to force customers to pay its upgrade bill.
Foxconn will rescue Apple from trade war
We will just make iPhones outside China
Foxconn said that it will rescue its chum Apple from Trump’s out-of-control trade war.
Huawei: Ennui thought it was the zeitgeist
Opinion: Mike Magee's Rave - War of the Worlds kicks off
I never in my wildest dreams – and my dreams are wild, by the way – that I considered that a headline could combine Mandarin, French, English and German. This one has.
Apple is killing the online advertising business
It turns out those lock-ins have a knock-on effect
Over the last few years, Apple has quietly killed off the online advertising industry, and in iOS 13, it's kneecapping the digital marketing industry completely.