Self-censorship

The fruity cargo cult Apple ordered TV show content creators that they must not show China in a bad light in any of their programmes.

What could go wrong?

Apple, which often positions itself as a champion of privacy and human rights, is sending some IP addresses from users of its Safari browser on iOS to Chinese conglomerate Tencent -- a company with close ties to the Chinese Communist Party.

Consumers must pay twice within walled garden of delights

Apple has been unable to get cross-device compatibility within its walled garden of delights going correctly and the only people suffering are consumers.

Must... obey... China

In a desperate attempt to get the Chinese onside again, Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is trying to pretend that Taiwan does not exist.

Claims it will be "affordable"

According to Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, Apple is expected to launch the next version of the iPhone SE 2 in the first quarter of 2020 and apparently it will be "affordable".

Woe, woe, thrice woe

Apple's problems with iOS 13 are not going away despite three updates.

A Russian man is suing

A Russian bloke is suing Apple after he claimed its iPhone made him a homosexual.

How dare it disrupt the market?

The Tame Apple Press is incandescent with rage after the software King of the World Microsoft released a dual screen phone which is far more innovative than anything their favourite company has produced for years.

Economy of scale

After months of investigation and multiple conversations with several fellow engineers, and super C level executives in multiple organizations, we learned that it costs over one billion dollars to tape out a 7nm chip.

Six bugs fixed

Fruity cargo cult Apple has just released its fourth upgrade for iOS 13 in a fortnight.