Gou has a secret plan
Foxconn founder Terry Gou might have made his fortune off the back of being Apple's pet but he apparently sees the danger of being too dependent on the fruity cargo cult.
Apple has another lemon
It is turning out exactly as we said – sales of Apple's latest cure for cancer have slumped to a shadow of their initial "glory."
Samsung appears to be slowly headed out of trouble and is to report its best profits in a year.
Job's Mob melt-down
It seems that we were right, the Tame Apple Press is preparing the world for a failure in China.
Let's make our phone look like a handgun
While a big chunk of Americans don't believe Darwin's theories, it seems that Apple fanboys are doing their best to remove themselves from the genepool.
You can't afford us any more, see ya
While Greece is worried about having to give all their cash to the Germans, at least they will not have to worry about its citizens wasting their money on Apple's latest musical gimmick.
Three malwares could wipe out all things Apple
Apple's faith based security system could end up smashing every iPhone and IPad in the world and thus saving the world.
What were we thinking?
Wall Street Analysts are suddenly waking up to the fact that they made some career killing predictions over Apple's iWatch.