Broadcom hints of iPhone delays
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 04 September 2020 11:53

Broadcom hints of iPhone delays


Later than most

Apple supplier Broadcom has warned that a ramp-up of annual chip shipments would be later this year than most, which some are seeing as a sign the next iPhone will arrive after the usual late September launch date.

Apple invests in Viking wind
Published in News
Friday, 04 September 2020 11:39

Apple invests in Viking wind

 

Will claim to have invented it and will sue anyone who uses something similar

Apple is investing in the construction of two of the world’s largest onshore wind turbines, advancing its efforts to become entirely carbon neutral by 2030 and abandoning attempts to have its phones powered by fanboy smugness.

Russia might force Apple to drop its tax
Published in News
Thursday, 03 September 2020 11:27

Russia might force Apple to drop its tax


But Putin wants 30 percent cut

A new bill submitted as draft legislation to Russia's lower house of parliament wants to see the commission taken by app store owners limited to just 20 percent.

Big Tech does not pay much Apple tax
Published in News
Thursday, 03 September 2020 11:17

Big Tech does not pay much Apple tax


Apple has cosy deal with Facebook and others

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been called out on its tax being fair after it was revealed that the top ten apps sell digital goods and only two of the top ten apps pay Jobs' Mob.

Apple to release an even more anorexic MacBook
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 02 September 2020 10:55

Apple to release an even more anorexic MacBook


With an A14X processor

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Apple has designed a 12-inch MacBook that weighs less than one kilogram (2.2 pounds).

Apple approved malware to run within its walled garden
Published in News


For Jobs beheld the serpent and saw that it was good

While the Tame Apple Press likes to bang on how secure Apple’s walled garden of delights is, it turns out that Jobs’s Mob gave high security clearance to a lump of malware.

Apple removes Epic Games from App Store
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 31 August 2020 11:59

Apple removes Epic Games from App Store


Tame Apple Press and fanboys cheer

Apple has terminated Epic Games's account from its App Store amid a legal battle over in-app payments on the Fortnite game.

Apple’s new privacy rules might be another antitrust move
Published in News


Advertisers call foul

Last week the fruity cargo cult Apple announced changes to its privacy rules which will require users to opt in to having their data collected by advertisers.

Fortnite's new season cannot be played on Apple gear
Published in Gaming


Epic Games confirms no more updates

Fortnite's next season is about to start, but Apple fanboys might need to move to Windows or Android to play it.

Epic wins court order against Apple antics
Published in Home
Wednesday, 26 August 2020 11:08

Epic wins court order against Apple antics


Significant risk to Unreal Engine

Fruity cargo cult Apple has lost its attempt to cause huge problems for the gaming industry because Epic Games stood up to it.