Teaching them how to steal legitimately
The British government, which is currently taking money out of its health and education system, is thinking of spending a fortune giving over-priced iPads to its criminal population.
Don’t call it a hump call it a noteable feature
Fruity cargo-cult leader CEO Tim Cook is defending forcing Apple fanboys to buy an ugly Quasimodo case if they want their iPhones to have a half decent battery life.
The dream is over
For a while now we have been warning that Apple is losing ground in pretty much all its business sectors but now it seems some figures are confirming it.
Figures are starting to appear that Apple’s iron grip on the keyboardless netbook market has been lost to its old enemy Microsoft.
Exclusive: Quietly working behind the scenes
The Fruity cargo cult Apple has been quietly working behind the scenes to create its own GPU, Fudzilla can reveal.
Just when Microsoft has a product that is duffing up Apple, it is suffering from supply problems caused by Intel.
There is a market after all
Luxury watchmaker Tag Heuer has found that there was a market for an expensive smartwatch if you were not Apple.
The fruity cargo cult Apple might have stolen the tablet idea from Microsoft but it seems that karma is biting back.
Because being bigger has already been done
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple thinks that it will steal a march on its competitors by making its iPhone too small for Apple fanboy’s fat pudgy fingers to tap out a message.
In the shops in first quarter
The Fruity cargo cult Apple so loved the way its Apple TV took off this year without requiring much of the way of new features, that it is planning to do the same thing again early next year.