US-China trade war spoils it for the rest
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Wednesday, 23 September 2020 12:29

US-China trade war spoils it for the rest


TSMC chairman Mark Liu warns

The US-Chinese trade war is driving up costs and limiting the flow of ideas, the chairman of TSMC warned.

Overrated phone gets the most hyped carrier technology
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A year after everyone else

CEO of British Telecom's consumer brands BT and EE Marc Allera claims Apple is days away from launching its first 5G iPhone models.

Apple failing to fix buggy iOS14
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Tuesday, 22 September 2020 11:19

Apple failing to fix buggy iOS14


You probably were not expecting this

Fruity cargo cult Apple, whose software genii have in the past failed to write a bug free clock code, or battery control software which does not drain a phone faster than Apple products drain a bank account, are in hot water over its latest super cool iOS software.

Apple blasted by Blix
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Monday, 21 September 2020 12:54

Apple blasted by Blix


Pens snottogram to Euro antitrust supremo

An American app creator has alleged Apple is not playing by the rule book and has taken its complaints offshore to the European bloc, said Reuters.

Epic is a saboteur, not a martyr, moans Apple
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Thursday, 17 September 2020 12:47

Epic is a saboteur, not a martyr, moans Apple


It is trying to stop us making lots of cash

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has asked a court to reject Epic Games' latest bid to get Fortnite back on the App Store, saying the game maker is acting as "a saboteur, not a martyr" in its challenge to Apple's payment system.

US customs are Apple’s enforcers now
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Wednesday, 16 September 2020 11:33

US customs are Apple’s enforcers now


Public servants decide if products will miff Jobs' Mob

US customs appears to be acting as the enforcer for the trillion dollar cargo cult Apple and seizing products which it thinks might anger Jobs' Mob.

Apple's releases are a loud sounding yawn
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Wednesday, 16 September 2020 11:16

Apple's releases are a loud sounding yawn


Despite all the hype

Apple's product announcements have landed with a loud sounding yawn thanks to the postponed iPhone 12 launch. After all the hype we got the usual incremental Watch updates, iPads with the bare minimum of storage, and a bundle of meh services.

Apple produces COVID-19 masks
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Thursday, 10 September 2020 12:16

Apple produces COVID-19 masks


Only for staff for now

Apple has developed two types of masks that the company is beginning to distribute to corporate and retail employees to limit the spread of COVID-19.

Apple counterattacks against Epic Games
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Wednesday, 09 September 2020 11:34

Apple counterattacks against Epic Games


Quake before our mighty briefs puny mortal

Fruity cargo cult Apple has counter attacked in its legal battle with Fortnite creator Epic Games, filing a response and counterclaims alleging that the gaming company breached its contract with Apple.

Italy investigates Apple, Dropbox  and Google
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Tuesday, 08 September 2020 11:30

Italy investigates Apple, Dropbox and Google


Charged with making offers no one can refuse

Italy’s competition authority has opened an investigation into cloud storage services operated by Apple, Dropbox  and Google, in response to a number of complaints alleging unfair commercial practices.