We were right Apple results are grim
Published in News
Wednesday, 22 July 2015 11:34

We were right Apple results are grim


Tame Apple Press is spinning like a mad thing

Yesterday we warned the Tame Apple Press would be spinning what were expected to be bad results and we were right.

Apple adverts show it has lost its way
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:23

Apple adverts show it has lost its way


Admits that others are doing the same things cheaper

Apple's latest wave of adverts seem dedicated to the fact that its rivals are producing products that are the same and much cheaper

Apple press gears up for shock results
Published in News
Monday, 20 July 2015 15:58

Apple press gears up for shock results


They will be great honestly

The Tame Apple Press is gearing up to spin tomorrow's financial results, even though there are some suggestions that they will not be that great.

Apple stuffs up iPod release
Published in Wearables
Monday, 20 July 2015 11:51

Apple stuffs up iPod release


It does not work with Apple Music

Apple appears to have forgotten all about its new iPod and forgotten to make it play nice with Apple music.

A9 chip production starts
Published in News
Friday, 17 July 2015 13:18

A9 chip production starts


Delayed by Apple


Samsung and TSMC have started production of the chip which is supposed to be under the bonnet of the iPhone 6s.

TSMC sees profit slowing
Published in Processors
Thursday, 16 July 2015 11:43

TSMC sees profit slowing


Looks like Apple sales are not that good

Chipmaker TSMC's second quarter profit growth slowed to 33 percent year-on-year as sales fell for the second consecutive period on weaker smartphone demand in China and other emerging markets.

Apple takes 92 per cent of smartphone profits
Published in Mobiles


But only has 20 percent of sales

You might love your android phone as much as you want but the numbers seems to be working better for Apple. 

Apple not too keen on big tablets any more
Published in Mobiles


Orders slowing down

Fruity cargo cult Apple is not that keen on placing orders for its 12.9-inch iPad, despite claims that "bigger is better" could save the tech.

Wearable devices could be a dead end
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 14 July 2015 12:16

Wearable devices could be a dead end


Not enough interest

While Intel and Apple are touting the Internet of Things as the next big thing, it is starting to look like the numbers will be too small to attract the necessary economies of scale. 

Apple up to its anti-trust antics again
Published in News


Watchdog starts snuffling

Not contented being caught red-handed trying to raise the cost of ebooks, the fruity cargo cult Apple is attempting to sting its rivals in the music business.