Chinese site puts iPhone 6S and 7 next to each other
Published in Mobiles


We can’t tell them apart

The 24/7 hype wagon surrounding the iPhone 7 is starting to look a little shaky after a Chinese site got its paws on the latest model and stuck it alongside the old one.

Apple’s poor performance causes Wall Street problems
Published in News


Better off if it was not there

It seems that Wall Street is regretting all that money it pushed into the fruity cargo cult Apple as the company’s value plummets faster than the British pound.

Tame Apple Press becomes Intel friendly
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:09

Tame Apple Press becomes Intel friendly


Opinion: Talking up this modem deal is absurd

If you believe the Tame Apple Press, Apple has saved Intel and now that it is supplying modems to the fruity cargo cult’s iPhone 7, it has nothing to worry about its falling PC sales.

Leak shows how lazy Apple has become
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 12 July 2016 11:57

Leak shows how lazy Apple has become


It has lost the battle of the bulge

A leaked photograph of the upcoming iPhone 7 shows that Apple really appears to have given up pretending that its latest phone will be any different from the last one.

Falling PC sales appear to be bottoming out
Published in News


Unless you are Apple

There are signs that the falling PC market has opened its parachute and nearly hit rock bottom – unless you are Apple which is continuing to fall like a meteor.

Apple tech might accidently stop people filming US cops killing
Published in News


Side effect of the concert censorship technology

The other day we ran a yarn about how Apple was going to install technology which would make it impossible for iPhone users to film concerts.

Apple finally gives up on 16 GB iPhone  storage
Published in Mobiles


End of a marketing ploy

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally given up on a pretty dumb marketing ploy which made its phones look a little cheaper.

Samsung beats Wall Street estimates
Published in News
Thursday, 07 July 2016 11:50

Samsung beats Wall Street estimates


It is actually selling smartphones

While its rivals, like Apple, are suffering, Samsung is doing rather well – in fact much better than the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street have predicted.

Microsoft wants to get into this PC lark
Published in Notebooks
Wednesday, 06 July 2016 12:52

Microsoft wants to get into this PC lark


It has heard it is a money spinner

Software giant Microsoft is not the best at picking where the industry is going, it missed the Internet and failed to get into mobile so the news that it is thinking of getting into the PC hardware business just as it is dying is not surprising.

Apple leans on its suppliers
Published in News
Tuesday, 05 July 2016 13:19

Apple leans on its suppliers


Cut your prices to keep our ridiculous margins

Those suppliers who thought they were onto a good thing scoring a contract with Apple might be starting to regret it.