Apple and Foxconn consider going to India
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 07 September 2016 12:19

Apple and Foxconn consider going to India


Get closer to the market

The dark satanic rumour mill is claiming that the fruity tax dodger Apple and its trampoline based supplier Foxconn are planning to set up shop in India.

Apple slammed in age discrimination row
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Monday, 05 September 2016 12:47

Apple slammed in age discrimination row


Turned down its own elite engineer

Fruity tax-dodger Apple has found itself in the middle of an age discrimination row after it turned down a 54-year-old to work as one of its pixies at an Apple store.

Ireland decides to appeal Apple ruling
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Friday, 02 September 2016 16:04

Ireland decides to appeal Apple ruling

 

Muddying the waters

The Irish cabinet decided earlier today that it would, after all, appeal the ruling of the European Commission that wants to make Apple pay  €13 billion in missing corporation tax.

Jane Fonda flogs Apple holy relics
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Friday, 02 September 2016 13:08

Jane Fonda flogs Apple holy relics


30 Jobs owned items for sale

Jane Fonda is kicking off a trade in religious relics based around the worship of the dead Apple prophet, Steve Jobs.

How Tim Cook stuffed up Apple's tax disaster
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Friday, 02 September 2016 11:15

How Tim Cook stuffed up Apple's tax disaster


Why he should not have confirmed the EU's case

Corporate historians will look at Tim Cook’s handing of the EU tax case as a moment where he should have shut up and saved both his and other company's billions in tax..

Apple chief rants in his pants
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Thursday, 01 September 2016 15:30

Apple chief rants in his pants


Irish stew in the name of the law


Arrogant Apple CEO Tim Cook has hit out at the European Commission for daring to fine his company for the trifling amount of Euro 13 billion.

US government furious over EU Apple fine
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Wednesday, 31 August 2016 12:53

US government furious over EU Apple fine


Not paying tax is the American way

The US government is furious that the EU is starting to get hacked off with US companies not paying tax.

Apple owes the EU $14 billion
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Tuesday, 30 August 2016 15:26

Apple owes the EU $14 billion


Tax cheat

The cost of allowing Apple to run its tax scam in Europe has cost the trade bloc more than $14 billion and now the Commission is wanting its money back.

Apple sued over dodgy touchscreens
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 30 August 2016 11:17

Apple sued over dodgy touchscreens


We didn’t get what we paid for

Fruity cargo cult Apple, which peddles hyper-priced mobiles, is being sued after the touch screens  started breaking.

Apple has booked the hall for its iPhone 7 launch
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Be prepared for a snooze

Fruity cargo cult Apple has booked the hall for one of its Nuremberg style rallies on September 7 where US journalists will shame themselves by cheering for products that they know are actually pants.