MacBook Pro 2022 is pointless
Apple's tame reviewers confused
We feel sorry for the Tame Apple Press at times. There are some days when keeping the reality distortion field going requires so much mental effort and it is probably easier just to wake up and see the truth.
US Supreme Court protects Big Tech
Federal government moves to protect consumers unconsitutional
The US Supremes might be making a move to protect Big Tech from efforts made by the federal government to restrain their power.
Apple moral voice pleads guilty to immorality
Who would have thunk it
The person who Apple appointed to lecture its staff on the dangers of insider trading has admitted six counts of insider trading.
Apple wants people to buy its old Apple TVs
Offering a “discount”
Fruity cargo cult Apple has so many Apple TV boxes sitting in its US warehouses it is giving users an unheard of discount to take them off their hands.
Apple copies ancient Microsoft partner programme
Decides to be extra nice to select unpaid support staff with "white glove" service
Fruity cargo cult Apple has discovered that being an arse to its support partners might not be such a good idea and instead its is copying a "white glove service" that Microsoft has been doing for 20 years.
Brazil cracks down on Apple nuts
Looking at forcing them to use USB-C
Fruity cargo-cult Apple might be forced to provide USB-C chargers in its iPhones in Brazil.
TSMC continues to grow
While Intel declines
Beancounters have been looking at some numbers and reached the conclusion that TSMC will grow second-quarter revenue 43 percent quarter-over-quarter to $18.1 billion.
Apple still claims to have invented the touchscreen smartphone
Claims Samsung copied them
Fruity cargo cult Apple is still peddling the myth that it invented the touchscreen smartphone by claiming that Samsung copied them.
Apple’s M2 new 13-inch MacBook Pro has an SSD powered by snails
You must make your money from somewhere
Apple's new 13-inch MacBook Pro with its over hyped M2 chip has another flaw which you are unlikely to read in the Tame Apple Press.
Supreme Court tells Apple to sling its hook
Refuses to hear Apple patent appeal
The US Supreme Court took time out of its busy schedule of turning the country into a US fundamentalist Christian state by telling US women what they may do with their own bodies to tell Apple it could not be bothered listening to its Appeal against two Qualcomm patents (US Patent No. 7,844,037 and US Patent No. 8,683,362).