How Apple created a climate of fear among developers
Published in News


Retraction always follows criticism

A top development blog has revealed that there is a climate of fear among the developer community about criticising the fruity cargo cult Apple's slumping software standards.

Apple staff to offer fashion advice
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 25 March 2015 13:44

Apple staff to offer fashion advice


Because they are so damn hip

The fruity cargo cult Apple has decide that the world needs fashion advice from the spotty, tee-shirt wearing "genii" who populate its modern cathedrals to consumer shallowness.

Apple faces Italian tax evasion charges
Published in News
Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:17

Apple faces Italian tax evasion charges


Pasta La Vista baby

Italian coppers have enough evidence to charge the fruity cargo cult Apple with tax evasion.

Rumour: Apple Watch manufacturing halved
Published in Wearables
Tuesday, 24 March 2015 08:32

Rumour: Apple Watch manufacturing halved


Technical issues or soft demand?

A nasty rumour about the Apple Watch simply refuses to die, and now there’s a bit more info on Apple’s smartwatch blues. 

Apple expels Windows 7 from garden of earthy delights
Published in News


Lost the business case 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that Microsoft's venerable Windows 7 needs to be expelled from its walled garden of earthly delights.

Intel could be the Lazerus of the Mobile market
Published in Mobiles


It might be back from the dead this time

Chipzilla has launched its latest campaign to get back into the mobile market, and this time it might just get away with it.

Apple to build reality distortion field
Published in Wearables
Wednesday, 18 March 2015 13:11

Apple to build reality distortion field


Now you can see into its world

Fruity cargo cult Apple's grip on reality has always been somewhat tentative, but now its genii are apparently working out a way of copying Google, Microsoft and VR by creating artificial reality specs.

Internet explorer and Safari users are rubbish employees
Published in News


New Survey dismisses default setting people

People who use Internet Explorer are more likely to be rubbish at their jobs, according to a new survey.

America dismisses Apple Pay
Published in News
Wednesday, 18 March 2015 09:49

America dismisses Apple Pay


Only greenbacks in the Land of the Fee

It seems that the artificial hype generated by the Tame Apple Press about Apple Pay is failing to interest the man on the street.

Fundholders slammed for Apple dependence
Published in News
Monday, 16 March 2015 13:47

Fundholders slammed for Apple dependence


Breaking investment rules

While some financial fund-holders are flogging their Apple shares, those who remain are increasingly getting slammed for not seeing the writing on the wall.