Apple will fight US government over iOS encryption backdoor
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Order affects all 1 billion active Apple devices worldwide


Tim Cook and company at the Palo Alto, California-based, fruit-themed toy giant will fight a US government court-ordered iPhone encryption backdoor, citing “implications far beyond the legal case at hand.” The order has specifically asked for FBI access to unlock and decrypt an iPhone 5C linked to one of the San Bernardino, California shooters who killed 14 people in December.

Trump rips into Apple
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:25

Trump rips into Apple


Who do they think they are?

While the Tame Apple press has been rushing around praising Tim Cook for standing up for privacy by refusing assist the FBI crack the encryption on a mass murder’s phone, colourful Republican hopeful Donald Trump is not impressed.

“Steve Jobs” peddles Motorola gear
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:13

“Steve Jobs” peddles Motorola gear


Kutcher defects?


The bloke who played Steve Jobs in the not-watched reverential bio-pic Jobs has taken to hawking phones from other vendors.

Recent Taiwan earthquake impact larger than expected
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Damage to Fab 14 may affect iPhone 7 production

A recent 6.4-magnitude earthquake in the southern Taiwan region that killed at least 116 people was originally expected to have a less than 1 percent impact on semiconductor manufacturing in the region. TSMC now expects to have an impact above 1 percent, according to an updated report from DigiTimes.

Apple programmers still can't master time
Published in News
Friday, 12 February 2016 10:17

Apple programmers still can't master time


They keep reversing the polarity on the neutron flow

Apple software still has problems mastering the issue of time and yet another programming bug involving the calendar is bricking Jobs' Mob's creations.

Kim Jong-un signs up country to Apple cult
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Friday, 12 February 2016 10:10

Kim Jong-un signs up country to Apple cult


Breaks first rule of cult on day one

It appears that the fruity cargo cult Apple has bagged itself a high profile convert, the north Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.

Apple knifes Samsung
Published in Processors
Thursday, 11 February 2016 10:48

Apple knifes Samsung


Puts all 10nm eggs in TSMC’s basket

Fruity cargo cult Apple has turned on its partner Samsung and given the contract to produce 10-nano application processors (AP) to TSMC.

ARM shrugs off poor Apple sales
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Wednesday, 10 February 2016 11:52

ARM shrugs off poor Apple sales


Profits up

Chip-designer ARM appears to have shrugged off a slump in smartphone sales that damaged everyone, even Apple and is reporting profits up 17 per cent on last year.

Imagination fires CEO
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Monday, 08 February 2016 14:22

Imagination fires CEO


Another Apple partner suffering 

Imagination Technologies has fired its CEO as it heads for its second year of losses.

Behold the latest iPhone’s photographic ability
Published in Mobiles


In the hands of a master

Everyone knows that the iPhone takes superior pictures even to every other mobile phone out there even when an idiot is behind the lens because the Tame Apple Press tells us. So what happens when the Superbowl is recorded on an iPhone by Apple’s supremo – Tim Cook.