And nine million bicycles in Beijing
Figures in from the Far East show that the Chinese smartphone market is hotting up.
Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump met up with Silicon Valley’s big names yesterday to repair the damage of the election campaign.
Have faith in our marketing claims
The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has a novel way of stopping its users from finding out the truth about its bogus marketing claims about battery life – it has stripped the iOS from any method of measuring it.
BeatsX goes the Duke Nukem way
After forcing its iPhone users to dump their headphone jacks, Apple has been rubbish at supplying them with wireless phones that work.
Can't get them to go in time for Christmas
The Tame Apple Press is shocked that Apple can’t get its overpriced cordless Airpad headphones into the shops in time for Christmas.
Follower of the pack
A report said that the Samsung Galaxy S8 will feature a screen without home buttons on it.
So remove any air from your environment
The Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is blaming the air for a fault which causes the iPhone 6 to shut down.
Rounded rectangle was not that important
The US Supreme Court has told the fruity cargo cult Apple to go away and backed Samsung in the legendary trademark battle over the rounded rectangle smartphone.
No recall just denies it is happening
Apple’s iPhone 6 has started catching fire in the Far East, but rather than arranging a recall, like its rival Samsung, Jobs’ Mob is denying that it is happening.