Big Blue in "Big Iron" dust-up
Published in Cloud


Wants to stop a cloud service 

IBM is in court to halt the operation of a cloud service that allegedly infringes upon its mainframe intellectual property.

Nvidia Geforce RTX 4070 with AD103 GPU spotted
Published in Graphics


Already on the market with the same specifications

There was already a rumor that Nvidia might use new variants of the GPU for its Geforce RTX 4070 and RTX 4060 graphics cards, and one such, the RTX 4070 based on the AD103-175 GPU, has been spotted in GPU-Z software.

AMD results expected tonight
Published in News


Cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are holding their breath

Wall Street is waiting expectantly for AMD to announce its results tonight after Chipzilla’s disappointing report almost sent them to the window ledges.

US insists that it does not want to stop Chinese growth
Published in News


We just want to make sure our companies rule the world

The US Secretary of State Antony Blinken made the bizarre claim that all the sanctions his country had put on Chinese firms were not to stop that country from growing economically.

MSI Claw gets big performance boost thanks to BIOS and driver update
Published in Gaming


Up to 150 percent boost

MSI had a rough time peddling the Intel-based Claw gaming handheld console mostly due to a high price and lackluster performance compared to similar AMD-based handheld consoles, but now it might get a chance with a recent 25 percent price cut and big performance BIOS and driver update, which boosted performance up to 150 percent.

Apple fanboys start whinging as Vision Pro costs them
Published in AI


You can’t even off-load them on eBay

Apple fanboys are talking about how depressed the failure of the Vision Pro has made them feel.

Samsung’s foldable phone empire folds
Published in Mobiles


Falling sales in China

Samsung’s foldable phone sales have tanked in the face of competition from Chinese rivals.

Apple given six months to sort out iPadOS
Published in News


Must follow the same rules as everyone else

Fruity cargo cult Apple his being corralled by the EU's Digital Markets Act (DMA) to bring its iPadOS into line.

Tsar Putin purges Wackypedia
Published in News


Replaces it with something more to his taste

Russian Tsar Vladamir Putin has expelled the fake penis experts and phoney doctorate editors of Wackypedia from Russia insisting that if anyone is going to make anyone disappear and decide who is notable, it will be him.

South Korean military wants to ban iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Will not allow us to turn off the microphone

The Tame Apple Press has gotten its knickers in a twist after the South Korean government has decided to ban iPhones in the military over security concerns.