Apple's Annual Meeting heard how its
Messianic CEO will be back in June after he has dealt with his health
problems.
The “third coming” of Steve Jobs will
apparently be heralded by angels in the sky, earthquakes and a new range of
gadgets that will cost the earth.
Arthur Levinson, a co-lead director for
the company claimed that he spoke to Jobs often and the Messiah remained "deeply
involved in all strategic matters."
However people who have money invested
in Apple were deeply miffed that the outfit lied to them about the state of
Jobs' health. Apple went down the tubes when Jobs was not there and there are
fears that it will do so again if he croaks or buggers off due to ill
health.
Board meetings are apparently always
chatting about who the Jobs' mantle will fall too when he departs the company in
his iChariot of Fire® but none have
been found worthy yet.