Repeat offence

The fruity cargo cult called Apple does not appear to have learnt its lesson and has been caught operating another cartel to shut out its rivals.

As it shuts down else where

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided it is safe enough to open 42 of its branded retail temples to western consumer capitalism in China.

iPhone demand halves in China and Apple blames Kung Flu

Apple sold fewer than half a million iPhones in China in February, government data showed as the coronavirus outbreak halved demand for smartphones.

Apple sues

Ten years ago, David Wang  installed Android on the first-generation iPhone. Now Wang and his colleagues at cybersecurity startup Corellium are doing it again with the ostentatiously titled Project Sandcastle.

If you are dumb enough to agree to it

Apple will now allow push notifications to be used for advertising, so long as users agree to receive the ads first.

And it doesn't want us to know, either

A Fudzilla Freedom of Information( FOI) request to the BBC about how many computers it has and which operating systems it uses has drawn a complete blank.

Saves you lots of time

While Apple fanboys insist that there is no Mac malware out there, a former  National Security Agency former hacker has been recycling mac malware to carry out new missions.

Costs $500 million

Fruity cargo cult Apple mysteriously settled in a case where it stood accused of throttling older iPhones to force customers to buy newer models or batteries.

How do you still say you are on top, when you are third?

The Tame Apple Press has been doing its best to prove that its favourite corporate giant is still the number one seller of smartphones, despite the fact it is number three.

Apple didn't think wheels moved

While the fruity cargo cult Apple is famous for design over function and high price tags the outfit seems to have outdone itself with the Apple Pro.