Nothing is faster than the M1

The Tame Apple Press is incandescent with rage after Intel published benchmarks that proved its chips were faster than Apple’s M1.

Too interested in control

Fruity cargo cult Apple has lost the opportunity to make its self-driving car because it did not want to change its way of working with Hyundai.

Washington Post shocked

Normally onside with Apple, the Washington Post has been shocked to discover that Apple's privacy claims for its Apple store appear to be a tad over optimistic.

EU antitrust enforcers appeal

EU antitrust enforcers have claimed a court made legal errors when it scrapped their order for iPhone maker Apple to pay 13 billion euro in Irish back taxes, in a filing to have the verdict overturned.

This will run and run

A long-simmering public dispute between Facebook and Apple is going to result in the social notworking outfit suing the cargo cult for antitrust antics.

Might not happen

While the Tame Apple Press enthused about a Hyundai making the Apple car, apparently all is not well with that particular fantasy.

Tame Apple Press reports "Apple has more class"

A third class action lawsuit has been filed in Europe against Apple seeking compensation -- for what Italy's Altroconsumo consumer protection agency dubs "planned obsolescence" of a number of iPhone 6 models.

Tame Apple Press moist over "new project" rumours

When most companies remove a long standing manager from a role, the tech press gets suspicious, but when it applies to Apple, rumours start of a new game changing project which will put Apple back on the map.

Shocking new cuts prove Apple can't conduct itself properly

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been progressively cutting functionality from its iPhones starting with the headphone plug, but now it seems that its policy of offering users less for more money is continuing.

Allowed Apple apps to bypass third party firewalls

Apple has removed a controversial feature from the macOS operating system that allowed 53 of Apple's own apps to bypass third-party firewalls, security tools, and VPN apps installed by users for their protection.