Rian Johnson spills the beans

While fruity cargo-cult Apple tries to get its gear product placed into movies, it insists that it cannot be used by the bad guys.

Also warns that you could end up with a slower computer

Fruity cargo cult Apple has issued some specs of its expensive giant cheese grater Mac Pro and has made the mistake of being a little too honest about what the $6,000 machine can do.

New hells predicted for 2021

The analyst who has made his reputation with Apple predictions has said that Apple will release its first Mac with an ARM processor in the first half of 2021.

You stole it now pay for it

The US Supreme Court snubbed an Apple bid to avoid paying about $440 million in damages for using patent licensing firm VirnetX Inc’s internet security technology without permission in features such as FaceTime video calling.

Why can't you just give us all your money like the other fanboys?

Fruity cargo cult Apple has won a temporary restraining order against an Apple Fanboy who showed his love for the company by stalking and harassing its executives.

If you don't pay for anything you get flooded with Apple made adverts

Software developer Steve Streza has been looking under the bonnet of iOS and has been a bit shocked to discover that, despite paying a fortune for Apple gear he is being flooded with adverts which come from Jobs' Mob.

We will not make as much money as we thought

Apple has warned that it will not meet the revenue guidance for the March quarter due to the coronavirus.

Worms are turning

The Tame Apple Press is shocked, yea shocked, that YouTube TV has pulled its app from the Apple Store because Jobs' Mob was demanding too much cash for the service.

We will search your bags and you will pay for it

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s paranoid controlling antics over its staff appeared to have cost it in court.

It is thinner and cheaper too

The Tame Apple Press is in a quandary as Samsung's Galaxy S book totally cleans the clock of Apple's Air.