An unholy trinity
Fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has decided that the reason that people are not buying its tablets is because they don’t have enough over-priced versions available.
Apple tops Samsung again
French authorities investigating the EgyptAir crash that killed 66 people have focused their attention on the Apple fanboy co-pilot and his iPad and iPhone 6S.
Bigger tablets are more popular with enterprises
Apple looks set to launch a 10.5-inch iPad in 2017, because businesses and schools want them – apparently.
No one is buying them anyway
Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has not extended its “charge more for less” policy onto its iPads.
It does not matter how much you paid
It might have cost you an arm and a leg, but Apple does not expect its shiny toys to last longer than three to four years.
Lower CPU clock as well
It appears that the new Apple 9.7-inch iPad Pro is quite different from its 12.9-inch counterpart as it not only comes with 2GB of RAM, same as the new iPhone SE and iPad Air 2, but also has a lower CPU clock.
Update or die
Fruity cargo cult Apple is doing its best to force users of its old iPad 2 and original iPad to upgrade to something thinner and more expensive by bricking them if they upgrade to the latest iOS 9.3.
Other tablets dominate
Beancounters at IDC have been reading their tarot cards and reached the conclusion that the iPad is doomed to go the way of the dodo after being kicked to death by cheaper tablets.
Near-field magnetic resonance (NFMR) charging
Apple is said to be developing a wireless charging technology for its next-next generation iPhone and iPad lineups in 2017 that should be able to charge the devices from over 1 meter away, sources close to Bloomberg have claimed.
Wall Street fears iPhone not doing as well as marketed
The Fruity Cargo cult Apple is facing problems with Wall Street analysts who are refusing to repeat what its marketing department is telling them about the iPhone.