Microsoft beats Wall Street thanks to cloudy fortune
Published in News

Paid $13.8 billion tax bill

Software King of the World Microsoft beat the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street’s profit forecast thanks to its growth in its cloud computing business but took a $13.8 billion one-time charge due to the new tax law which enabled it to bring its colossal cash mountain to the US.

World is running out of computer power
Published in News
Wednesday, 24 January 2018 11:45

World is running out of computer power

Microsoft man's bizarre claim

Software King of the world and Microsoft's supreme Dalek Satya Nadella is losing sleep about the world running out of computer power.

US sanctions causing Microsoft problems in Russia
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Two of Microsoft’s official Russian distributors have imposed restrictions on sales of Microsoft software to more than 200 Russian companies following new US sanctions.

Minecraft boss takes over Microsoft Studios
Published in Games
Friday, 19 January 2018 10:12

Minecraft boss takes over Microsoft Studios

Matt Booty looks to improve Volish outlook

Microsoft has promoted the brains behind Minecraft's success to be the head of the company’s games studios.

Microsoft says pre Skylake chips will suffer badly from security patch
Published in Processors

At odds with Intel statements

Microsoft and Intel seem to be at odds over whether the Spectre and Meltdown patches slow down machines significantly.

Microsoft might start demanding your phone number
Published in News

Always asking for a little more personal information

Software giant Microsoft is getting a little stalkerish and is getting more persistent about asking for your phone number.

Windows 7 still beating Windows 10
Published in News
Wednesday, 03 January 2018 09:56

Windows 7 still beating Windows 10

You can’t keep a good OS down

Windows 10 use was expected to overtake Windows 7 by the end of 2017, but according to the latest figures it did not happen.

Geeks hiring hookers from work
Published in News
Wednesday, 27 December 2017 11:37

Geeks hiring hookers from work

Seattle brothels going bonkers for Microsoft and Amazon employees

A scandal has erupted in Seattle after it was discovered that the region's top geeks were booking hookers while at work.

Dear Apple, the Mac I bought from your genius store is on the friz again and I am unable to defeat even Microsoft in my cladestine hacking war against the US. You told me that Apple was superior!  Love and Kisses Kim
Published in News
Wednesday, 20 December 2017 10:34

North Korea defeated by Facebook and Microsoft

Hackers met their match

Facebook and Microsoft took on and defeated several North Korean cyber threats last week, a White House official said.

Snapdragon 845 arriving for Windows later in 2018
Published in Mobiles

As confirmed by Cristiano

A few less experienced journalists asked why Qualcomm decided to launch its first Windows 10 on Snapdragon 835  as the new, faster Snapdragon 845 dawns.