Slowing growth and dull 2020
Broadcom fourth-quarter earnings beat Street estimates on Thursday, but investors were put off by slowing growth in the semiconductor business and a lukewarm revenue forecast for 2020.
Gaming still down
Sony surprised the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street by reporting a record first quarter operating profit despite the slowing gaming business.
Analysts pray it can claw back money by offering “services”
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is continuing to disappoint the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street with its lacklustre performance, but it has convinced them that it will make a fortune selling services.
Is manipulation the name of the game?
The US Justice Department has opened a case which might end up with criminal charges.
As iPhone and iCloud stalls
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are starting to get a bit miffed that Apple has not come up with any new products and its existing iPhone and iCloud products are stalling.
Reinvention talking time
Big Blue posted profit margins that fell short of Wall Street expectations in a sign that its turn around was taking time.
CTS Labs and Viceroy Research spark conspiracy theory
The announcement by a security firm called CTS Labs had found severe vulnerabilities and backdoors in some AMD processors appears to have sparked a full-on internet conspiracy theory.
Why do we need you expensive psychos?
Wall Street is facing up to the fact that most of its workers will be replaced by AI, and the wolves of Wall Street will be consigned to the dust bin of history.
GoPro must be wondering wondered what it did in a previous life after it has been forced to recall about 2,500 of its recently introduced Karma drones because they lost power during use.