Worse than even Wall Street predicted 

Intel reported that its second-quarter revenues and profits were below what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street predicted.

Cloud is cool for Catz

Oracle forecast fourth-quarter profit above Wall Street estimates as the software outfit expects its heavy cloud investments to pay off, as more businesses ramp up their spending to support hybrid work and transition to cloud.

Wall Street thinks that AMD will win

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street think Intel’s chip making plans to meet rising demand will give AMD a greater foothold in the segment.

Shares jump on earnings report

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy Nvidia stock yesterday after its third-quarter results were announced on Wednesday.

Slowing growth and dull 2020

Broadcom fourth-quarter earnings beat Street estimates on Thursday, but investors were put off by slowing growth in the semiconductor business and a lukewarm revenue forecast for 2020.

Gaming still down

Sony surprised the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street by reporting  a record first quarter operating profit despite the slowing gaming business.

Analysts pray it can claw back money by offering “services”

Fruity cargo-cult Apple is continuing to disappoint the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street with its lacklustre performance, but it has convinced them that it will make a fortune selling services.

Is manipulation the name of the game?

The US Justice Department has opened a case which might end up with criminal charges.

As iPhone and iCloud stalls

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are starting to get a bit miffed that Apple has not come up with any new products and its existing iPhone and iCloud products are stalling.

Reinvention talking time

Big Blue posted profit margins that fell short of Wall Street expectations in a sign that its turn around was taking time.