Wall Street’s mixed reaction to Lip-Bu Tan’s appointment
Intel shares up 12 per cent
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street had mixed reactions to Tan’s coronation as Chipzilla’s new King.
Marvell has excellent results
But fails to meet Wall Street’s over-optimistic expectations.
Marvell Technology. took a pounding in late trading after delivering a revenue forecast that failed to match the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street’s daft, over-optimistic predictions.
Wall Street uninterested in Qualcomm and Arm's brilliant results
Great results can’t please anyone
The reaction to Qualcomm and Arm’s stonking results is more proof that Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs don't really know anything.
NASDAQ shares rise again
Market realises it made an expensive mistake
The red-faced cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy tech shares yesterday after realising that they had made a mistake about a Chinese AI firm wiping out Western business.
Marvell’s market cap surges past Intel
Claims to be the new Nvidia
Marvell Technology's stock price has risen dramatically this year, climbing 95 percent and pushing its market capitalisation above Intel.
Marvell beats estimates
AI Marvell
Marvell Technology has forecasted its fourth-quarter revenue to be above estimates, driven by strong demand for its custom artificial intelligence (AI) chips.
Intel investors worry about Kicking Pat’s exit
Share prices fall six per cent
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are worried about Intel’s future after the surprise “retirement” of Pat [Kicking] Gelsinger this week.
Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings
Wall Street not impressed with record profits
Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.
Intel’s shares fall on the back of Arrow Lake disaster
Chipzilla can’t get a break
Chipzilla’s share price took a significant hit today, dropping nearly 4.5 per cent as the Cocane Nose Jobs of Wall Street decided that the company’s Arrow Lake launch was a damp squib.
Qualcomm reports strong fourth quarter earnings
More buybacks
Qualcomm reported robust fourth-quarter earnings exceeding Wall Street expectations and projecting a strong December quarter.