Marvell beats estimates
AI Marvell
Marvell Technology has forecasted its fourth-quarter revenue to be above estimates, driven by strong demand for its custom artificial intelligence (AI) chips.
Intel investors worry about Kicking Pat’s exit
Share prices fall six per cent
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are worried about Intel’s future after the surprise “retirement” of Pat [Kicking] Gelsinger this week.
Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings
Wall Street not impressed with record profits
Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.
Intel’s shares fall on the back of Arrow Lake disaster
Chipzilla can’t get a break
Chipzilla’s share price took a significant hit today, dropping nearly 4.5 per cent as the Cocane Nose Jobs of Wall Street decided that the company’s Arrow Lake launch was a damp squib.
Qualcomm reports strong fourth quarter earnings
More buybacks
Qualcomm reported robust fourth-quarter earnings exceeding Wall Street expectations and projecting a strong December quarter.
Apple shrugs off €10 Billion EU tax charge
Still makes a profit who cares?
Legions of Apple fanboys who insist on buying its products propped up the fruity cargo cult despite its one-time €10.2 billion tax charge linked to a long-standing European tax ruling
Intel surprises Wall Street
It appears that a turnaround is happening
Chipzilla appears to have surprised Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs by returning with much better-than-expected results.
ASML shocks Wall Street with financial guidance
Short term woes, woes and thrice woes
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street choked on their aperitifs yesterday when computer chip equipment maker ASML warned that it might be making as much cash in the short term as expected.
TSMC has a stonking quarter
39.6 per cent year-over-year revenue increase
TSMC reported a stonking 39.6 per cent year-over-year revenue increase for September 2024.
Super Micro Computer surprises Wall Street
Shipped more graphics processors than predicted
Super Micro Computer surprised the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street with the news that it is currently shipping more than 100,000 graphics processors per quarter and has unveiled a new suite of liquid cooling products.