Takes out advert
Xerox has taken out adverts asking people to stop using the word "Xerox" when referring to anything other than the machines it makes or services it provides.
Track and protect
AI is being called in to help save wolverines which were nearly driven to extinction by over-hunting and trapping in the early 1900s.
Tumbleweed as few queue for iPhones
Apple’s latest iPhone 11 range hit stores in China, but only extremists bothered to queue leaving the Tame Apple Press nothing to photograph.
Chatting to investment banks
Wearable device maker Fitbit has been in discussions with an investment bank about the possibility of exploring a deal.
What a surprise
The software genii at Apple, who struggled to write software which could tell the time, have produced another howler
Was being used to put kids in cages
A software engineer pulled a personal project down after he found out that one of the companies using it had recently signed a contract with the US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
Converting them to the proper technology
The Tame Apple Press is furious after discovering that that software king of the world Microsoft has taken the missionary position on converting Apple fanboys to proper technology.
Investing three billion euros
Google will invest three billion euros over the next two years to expand its European data centres.
GTX 1650 Ti graphics card rumoured to be out on October 22
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Nvidia is going to fight back at AMD with a new GTX 1650 Ti graphics card