Xerox is getting hacked off about Xeroxing
Published in News
Monday, 23 September 2019 12:01

Xerox is getting hacked off about Xeroxing


Takes out advert

Xerox has taken out adverts asking people to stop using the word "Xerox" when referring to anything other than the machines it makes or services it provides.

AI helps Wolverine
Published in AI
Monday, 23 September 2019 11:58

AI helps Wolverine


Track and protect

AI is being called in to help save wolverines which were nearly driven to extinction by over-hunting and trapping in the early 1900s.

China snubs Apple
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 23 September 2019 11:54

China snubs Apple


Tumbleweed as few queue for iPhones

Appleā€™s latest iPhone 11 range hit stores in China, but only extremists bothered to queue leaving the Tame Apple Press nothing to photograph.

Fitbit mulls sale
Published in IoT
Monday, 23 September 2019 11:50

Fitbit mulls sale


Chatting to investment banks

Wearable device maker Fitbit has been in discussions with an investment bank about the possibility of exploring a deal.

iOS 13 shipped with a known bug
Published in News
Monday, 23 September 2019 11:37

iOS 13 shipped with a known bug

 

What a surprise

The software genii at Apple, who struggled to write software which could tell the time, have produced another howler

Developer ICE open sources software
Published in News
Monday, 23 September 2019 11:32

Developer ICE open sources software


Was being used to put kids in cages

A software engineer pulled a personal project down after he found out that one of the companies using it had recently signed a contract with the US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

Microsoft detoxing Apple fanboys
Published in News
Monday, 23 September 2019 11:19

Microsoft detoxing Apple fanboys


Converting them to the proper technology

The Tame Apple Press is furious after discovering that that software king of the world Microsoft has taken the missionary position on converting Apple fanboys to proper technology.

Google expands European data centre empire
Published in News
Friday, 20 September 2019 12:30

Google expands European data centre empire


Investing three billion euros

Google will invest three billion euros over the next two years to expand its European data centres.

Nvidia brews a cheaper Ti
Published in News
Friday, 20 September 2019 12:27

Nvidia brews a cheaper Ti


GTX 1650 Ti graphics card rumoured to be out on October 22

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Nvidia is going to fight back at AMD with a new GTX 1650 Ti graphics card

Intel scoops up GloFlo employees
Published in News
Friday, 20 September 2019 12:25

Intel scoops up GloFlo employees


Maltese cross over

GlobalFoundries laying off more than 400 workers at its Fab 8 computer chip factory in Malta last year may have benefited Intel.