Nintendo Switch can’t save back-ups
Published in Games

All your saved games could be lost to history

The new Nintendo Switch will not allow you to backup the save files for Nintendo Switch games.

Nintendo has a “surprise” shortage of Switches
Published in Games

Well we were not surprised 

We had a theory that Nintendo would manage to stuff up the launch of its Switch console.

Things getting unreal in Nintendo
Published in Games

Learning to use the unreal engine at last

Maker of toilet themed consoles, Nintendo, is finally getting around to embracing third party development tools including the Unreal Engine.

Nintendo returns to profit
Published in News

But sees trouble ahead

Former playing card maker Nintendo has managed to make its first profit in four quarters thanks to its mobile gaming division.

Nintendo Switch has another face palm
Published in News

Forgets to mention key functions and drops important ones

Smart money is on the Nintendo Switch being a lemon, but it seems that the maker of toilet branded consoles is making elementary mistakes on its launch.

Android Super Mario Run available in March
Published in Games

Still as expensive as the iOS version

The former maker of playing cards and consoles with a urine branding theme, Nintendo, has told the Android world that they will get a version of Super Mario Run in March.

Nintendo reveals more Switch console details
Published in Games

Launching on March 3rd for US $299

During its official press conference, Nintendo has finally revealed the rest of the details for its upcoming Switch console that will go on sale on March 3rd for US $299.

Nintendo Switch will be in short supply
Published in Games

You probably were not expecting this

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Nintendo is launching its new Switch console in the US without enough to sell to the great unwashed.

Mario’s smartphone title is an own goal
Published in Mobiles

Too expensive

The former maker of playing cards, Nintendo, appears to have dealt itself a duff hand when it came to issuing its first Mario game for the smartphone.

Vega architecture will bring multiple cards
Published in Graphics

Not just at the high end

Vega architecture will be introduced into the complete range of AMD's graphics cards. Our knowledgeable industry friends have told us that you can expect top to bottom designs based on Vega architecture arriving soon..