Apple works out users want duel Sim's
Published in Mobiles

Tries to patent a dual-sim iPhone

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has finally worked out that everyone is using dual sim smartphones and is frantically trying to claim it invented the idea.

LG to sell foldable OLED panels to Apple, Google and Microsoft
Published in Mobiles

Prototypes for now

Back in October, a report circulated that Samsung and LG were seeking to win orders for the manufacture of “out-foldable” OLED panels with major smartphone manufacturers for use in upcoming devices.

Apple delays its other wireless headphones
Published in News

BeatsX goes the Duke Nukem way

After forcing its iPhone users to dump their headphone jacks, Apple has been rubbish at supplying them with wireless phones that work.

Foxconn manager nicked 5,700 iPhones
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Flogged them for $1.5 million

A Taiwanese Foxconn manager nicked 5,700 iPhones and flogged them for a $1.56 million profit and hugely undercutting Jobs' Mob

Pixel predicted to sell six million
Published in Mobiles

Will make Google a cool billion

Beancounters at Morgan Stanley have added up some numbers and divided by their shoe size and worked out that 5-6 million of Pixel and Pixel XL mobiles will be sold this year.

iPhones send data to Jobs’ Mob after all
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Call history goes to iCloud where Apple stores it

A team of Russian security experts has found that Apple might have access to more user data than it is letting on.

Apple’s plans for digital glasses start to leak
Published in Wearables

Will connect to iPhones

Fruity cargo cult Apple has started to leak out information on its digital glasses project.

China grabs Trump by the Apples
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Jobs' Mob will suffer in any trade war 

The Chinese government has threatened to ban iPhones and US cars from China if 'naive' Donald Trump starts a trade war with the glorious People’s Republic.

Apple denied a refund to a bloke for the craziest reason
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Prove to us you are not a zombie dictator from Babylon 

Apple has come up with a wizard wheeze to stop people claiming refunds on its overpriced products. It is demanding that you prove that you are not a dead dictator.

Angry French Apple customer escapes Jail
Published in Mobiles

Smashing but expensive time

The French Apple customer who became an internet sensation with his rather clear view of Apple products has avoided going to jail for smashing the shiny gear with his balls of steel.