To Photoshop girls in 2018 for $13,177.98
An Apple iMac Pro with Vega graphics and 10 core Xeon CPU starts at $4,999 and if you grab one of these default settings, you will get it within a week or two. The maxed-out option costs more than double that in the US and close to three times the start sum in Europe.
Dig deep, you fanboys
Steve Jobs' firm has introduced a fancy new iMacPro which will set you back more than a buck or two.
Apple fanboys cheer at assault and battery
The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have come up with a novel scheme to force Apple fanboys who refuse to buy a new phone every year to buy one anyway.
Starts from $5,000
Apple has confirmed that its workstation grade All-in-One will be available on 14 December, but before you think of rushing to the shops, the shiny toy starts at $5,000.
Tame Apple Press furious
The Tame Apple Press is spitting bile that the search engine outfit Google has released information which will help people hack the iPhone.
Apple staff need counselling
The Indian Government has told the fruity cargo cult Apple that it will not be a special tax case.
The fruity cargo-cult Apple, which has problems writing code which can tell the time accurately, is splashing out nearly half a billion dollars on a gimmick which allows Apple fanboys to identify which Coldplay or U2 single they are listening to by pointing their expensive iPhone at it.
Tame Apple Press cheers
The Tame Apple Press is celebrating after Google experienced a huge stuff up of its Chromebook services.
You probably weren't expecting this
Apple's Homekit has a bug which allowed people to not only open your front door remotely, but unlock your garage, switch your smart plugs off and on, and mess around with your thermostat.