Health app not so cool if you want to rape and kill someone
An Apple fanboy is regretting installing Apple’s health app on his phone.
Canadian deal brings chapter to an end
A rather nasty chapter in Steve Jobs' biography has finally drawn to a close after publisher HarperCollins has agreed to donate $120,000 in books as part of a settlement with a Canadian law enforcement agency.
French do not like the idea of battery throttling
Officer of the lure, Inspector Clouseau, is taking on his biggest case to bring down the fruity cargo cult Apple.
Want Apple to be less cultish
Apple shareholders, who do not really understand what they have been buying, want Jobs’ Mob to stop encouraging product addiction.
Tame Apple Press furious
The Tame Apple Press is furious that truthful sales people are undermining all the efforts it made to make the iPhone X look super cool and value for money.
Europeans have to upgrade or be throttled
It is impressive how easily Apple shuts up journalists. Jobs' Mob managed to convince the tame Apple Press that it was not evil for throttling old iPhones by dropping the cost of battery replacement – but it seems only English and American Apple fanboys will be given the discount.
Must listen to a proposal about human rights
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has been told that it must listen to its shareholders when they ask it to adopt policies that encourage human rights.
Battery issues will damage 2018 sales
The fruity cargo-cult Apple’s moves to throttle the speed of iPhones with old batteries will damage its 2018 sales, according to Barclays Bank analysts.
Help me, help me!
Roku will introduce a voice assistant with its technology later this year, entering what's getting to be a crowded space packed with the likes of Amazon, Google, Apple and more.
All a terrible misunderstanding
Apple has just published a letter to customers saying sorry for throttling older phones which might have dodgy batteries without telling them.