Apple update breaks iPad Pros
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 17 May 2016 12:42

Apple update breaks iPad Pros


You get what you pay for

The programming genii at Apple have just released a software update which breaks its expensive Surface Clones the iPad pro and makes users wish they had saved their money and bought something cheaper and more viable.

Apple wants to get into taxi business
Published in Gaming
Friday, 13 May 2016 15:37

Apple wants to get into taxi business


Because everyone loves taxi drivers

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to invest more than a billion dollars to become a Chinese taxi company.

Tablet sales dead
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 29 April 2016 13:13

Tablet sales dead


The death of the "game changer"

There more evidence that tablets were never the game-changer that Steve Jobs tried to peddle them as, and were just the keyboardless netbooks we said they were. 

Shield K1 gets Vulkan update
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 14 April 2016 10:54

Shield K1 gets Vulkan update


The needs of the many

Nvidia has just released an update to its K1 Shield tablet rolling out support for the fledgling Vulkan API.

IDC says iPad fad fading
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 09 March 2016 12:21

IDC says iPad fad fading


Other tablets dominate

Beancounters at IDC have been reading their tarot cards and reached the conclusion that the iPad is doomed to go the way of the dodo after being kicked to death by cheaper tablets.

HTC scores Nexus deal
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 09 March 2016 12:07

HTC scores Nexus deal


Three years

HTC has scored a deal to exclusively manufacture Nexus devices for the next three years.

Amazon brings back encryption on Fire
Published in AI
Monday, 07 March 2016 10:40

Amazon brings back encryption on Fire


All part of Apple's PR wars 

After firing encryption from its Fire Tablets, the online bookseller, Amazon has bought it back after customers complained.

Lenovo  shows off new Yogas
Published in AI
Monday, 22 February 2016 13:08

Lenovo shows off new Yogas


Skylake and Nvidia chips within

Lenovo has used MWC 2016 to unwrap a pair of new convertible laptops and a tablet with detachable keyboard.

Microsoft flogged six million tablets
Published in AI
Wednesday, 03 February 2016 11:06

Microsoft flogged six million tablets


Scratching the service


While everyone knew that Microsoft had done rather well with its Surface tablet, actual numbers were thin on the ground.

Ubuntu Tablet ready for Mobile World Congress
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 20 January 2016 10:34

Ubuntu Tablet ready for Mobile World Congress


Canonical staff already use them

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Canonical designers have created an Ubunto tablet in time for the Mobile World Congress (MWC) 2016 event.