The sad tale of Apple's unlucky iOS 13 revealed
Woe, woe, thrice woe
Apple's problems with iOS 13 are not going away despite three updates.
iPhone made me gay
A Russian man is suing
A Russian bloke is suing Apple after he claimed its iPhone made him a homosexual.
Tame Apple Press fumes after Microsoft releases a phone
How dare it disrupt the market?
The Tame Apple Press is incandescent with rage after the software King of the World Microsoft released a dual screen phone which is far more innovative than anything their favourite company has produced for years.
It cost one billion dollars to tape out 7nm chip
Economy of scale
After months of investigation and multiple conversations with several fellow engineers, and super C level executives in multiple organizations, we learned that it costs over one billion dollars to tape out a 7nm chip.
Fourth OS13 upgrade in two weeks arrives
Six bugs fixed
Fruity cargo cult Apple has just released its fourth upgrade for iOS 13 in a fortnight.
Apple hit by Trump trade tarriffs
Looks like it will be paying big tariffs
Apple was denied relief for tariffs on five Chinese-made components for the upcoming Mac Pro computer, even after the company announced it was keeping some assembly operations in the US.
Apple seems to be building a spy network
All in your best interests
While fruity cargo cult Apple is banging on about user privacy, it seems to be spending rather a lot of time working out exactly where its users are at all times.
Another security bug found in iOS
You probably were not expecting this
Fruity cargo cult Apple is warning users of a bug in iOS 13 and iPadOS involving third-party keyboards.
How Apple was as evil as Google
But no one cared
When Google started gutting the effectiveness of ad blockers on its Chrome browser, there was an outcry; but for some reason, no one cared that Apple had done the same thing for a year and a half.
China snubs Apple
Tumbleweed as few queue for iPhones
Appleās latest iPhone 11 range hit stores in China, but only extremists bothered to queue, leaving the Tame Apple Press nothing to photograph.