Iphone 6S sales slumping
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Friday, 18 September 2015 12:25

Iphone 6S sales slumping


Despite stories telling you otherwise


The Tame Apple Press has been flat out claiming that the iPhone 6S is doing really well, based on the word of Apple CEO Tim Cook – however one analyst is unconvinced.

Apple stuffs up iOS update
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Friday, 18 September 2015 12:09

Apple stuffs up iOS update


New "crashes" function

Apple customers are daring to complain after the new iOS 9 operating system which they got for free shipped with a super cool, game changing, crash your iPhone feature.

Outcry as Navy orders Apple fanboys to smash their phones
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Security threat

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.

Cortana refuses to work for Nadella
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Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:12

Cortana refuses to work for Nadella


Got on better with Ballmer

Cortana might be pretty good at its job but it seems that it folds whenever the boss is around. In fact, it not only folds it shows him up completely.

McAfee calls a holy war on Bible Apps
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Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:43

McAfee calls a holy war on Bible Apps


Going after the Bible Belt vote

Presidential hopeful John McAfee may not be trying to hawk his security software any more, but he can still scare the hell out of christian sysadmins.

Taiwan PC makers search for products
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Thursday, 17 September 2015 12:25

Taiwan PC makers search for products


Where did I park that cash cow?

Taiwan's PC makers like Acer and Asus are seeing their industry collapse and there's no clear replacement.

Another Apple partner reports lower profits
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Thursday, 17 September 2015 11:55

Another Apple partner reports lower profits


But Apple says they are coining it in

Claims that Fruity Cargo cult Apple might be making a fortune from its Surface Pro and its Iphone 6S are looking flaky after another of its partners reported lwer profits than expected.

Russians behind western malware attacks
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Thursday, 17 September 2015 10:40

Russians behind western malware attacks


But US blames China

It would appear that while the US has been blaming China for all its cyber break-ins it appears to be ignoring Tsar Putin's elite hacking team for the last seven years.

Apple builds Android App
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Thursday, 17 September 2015 10:19

Apple builds Android App


Falling customer numbers? There is an Android app for that

Desperate to drive customers to its flagging iPhone 6S and its Surface Pro clone Apple has officially created and released an Android app.

Foldable smartphone out after Christmas
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Wednesday, 16 September 2015 13:40

Foldable smartphone out after Christmas


Project Valley rumours true

Samsung's foldable smartphone, dubbed 'Project Valley' is rumoured to be coming out in January.