Despite stories telling you otherwise
The Tame Apple Press has been flat out claiming that the iPhone 6S is doing really well, based on the word of Apple CEO Tim Cook – however one analyst is unconvinced.
New "crashes" function
Apple customers are daring to complain after the new iOS 9 operating system which they got for free shipped with a super cool, game changing, crash your iPhone feature.
The Tame Apple Press is furious after Royal Thai Navy ordered a bunch of useless seamen to smash their iPhones and then videoed the whole thing as a warning to others.
Got on better with Ballmer
Cortana might be pretty good at its job but it seems that it folds whenever the boss is around. In fact, it not only folds it shows him up completely.
Going after the Bible Belt vote
Presidential hopeful John McAfee may not be trying to hawk his security software any more, but he can still scare the hell out of christian sysadmins.
Where did I park that cash cow?
Taiwan's PC makers like Acer and Asus are seeing their industry collapse and there's no clear replacement.
But Apple says they are coining it in
Claims that Fruity Cargo cult Apple might be making a fortune from its Surface Pro and its Iphone 6S are looking flaky after another of its partners reported lwer profits than expected.
But US blames China
It would appear that while the US has been blaming China for all its cyber break-ins it appears to be ignoring Tsar Putin's elite hacking team for the last seven years.
Falling customer numbers? There is an Android app for that
Desperate to drive customers to its flagging iPhone 6S and its Surface Pro clone Apple has officially created and released an Android app.