Thou shalt not have any gods before Steve Jobs
The fruity cargo cult Apple has taken its first stand against rival religions by banning fanboys from celebrating the most significant holiday on the Christian calendar.
More proof that Apple fanboys are removing themselves from the gene pool
Just because Apple charges you more than an iPhone’s weight in gold does not mean you should bite it to prove it is valuable.
This is getting worse
Apple’s worse nightmare is that the Chinese government might take steps to interfere with its flagging sales behind the bamboo curtain, but it is starting to look like its phone throttling antics might create a perfect storm.
Proving that people will always invest in something expensive, ephemeral and stupid
Pundi X, NEM.io Foundation and Stellar.org, have released a State of Cryptocurrency report, which claims that people would rather waste their cash on cryptocurrency than an iPhone X.
But, but, it is a feature
Apple is facing two class-action lawsuits, filed by furious customers just days after the firm admitted to intentionally slowing down older iPhones.
After kicking Jobs’ Mob’s in its home market
After the iPhone X received a good kicking in China, when Apple made the mistake of trying to jack the price up to “silly money” levels, Chinese phone manufacturers are considering taking the fight to Apple.
Apple fanboys cheer at assault and battery
The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have come up with a novel scheme to force Apple fanboys who refuse to buy a new phone every year to buy one anyway.
No stores in black areas
The fruity-cargo cult Apple has no interest in peddling its rich toys to US black areas and appears to have segregated its distribution, according to a new study.
Apple milks dying cash cow
Fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple is continuing to keep its dying cash-cow on life support with two screens.