Zuckerberg and Musk briefly planned cage fight
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The smart money is on Zuckerberg 

In totally normal news among the obscenely rich who have nothing better to do Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter owner Elon [look at me] Musk might be trash-talking each other for a cage fight.

Zuckerberg says “meh” to Apple’s Vision Pro
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Out-of-date, over-priced and nothing we have not already explored

Desperate to find a way to advertise Apple’s pointless VR specs, the Tame Apple Press has asked Mark Zuckerberg what he thinks of the technology and if he is ready to surrender his metaverse dreams to his superior Jobs’ Mob overlords.

Meta claims its AI is better at diplomacy than most humans
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Trust Zuckerburg to sort out the world

Meta claims that its AI is better at playing strategy game Diplomacy than most tiny mortals.

Even Zuckerberg mocks Apple’s iMessage over poor security
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It really has to be bad

Things are getting worse for Apple’s much mocked iMessaging software – even Mark Zuckerberg feels safe at having a pop at it.

Putin makes Zuckerberg and Roslansky disappear
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See, Tsar Putin was goodie all the time

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg and LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky are among the latest US citizens to be added to the Russian sanctions list.

Zuckerberg blames Apple for poor results
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Wednesday, 27 October 2021 12:18

Zuckerberg blames Apple for poor results

 
Apple’s privacy rules hurt everyone

Apple's privacy rules were "negatively affecting" Facebook, and its business, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg claimed during its most recent earnings call.

Zuckerberg wants to cause Apple pain
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Monday, 15 February 2021 10:56

Zuckerberg wants to cause Apple pain


Damn, we don’t know who we want to win this one

Social notworking Tsar, Mark Zuckerberg, has angered the Tame Apple press by wanting to hurt its favourite company.

Zuckerberg wants an end to computing, sorry commuting
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It is time for VR to do the job

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg wants commuting to work replaced with VR/AR telecommuting.

Zuckerberg might be forced into retirement
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Monday, 01 February 2021 11:10

Zuckerberg might be forced into retirement


This is going to be a bad year for Facebook

Facebook is going to have such a terrible year in 2021 that Mark Zuckerberg will be forced into retirement in the following year, according to tech pundit Robert Cringley.

Zuckerberg denies a deal with Trump
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Tuesday, 21 July 2020 12:16

Zuckerberg denies a deal with Trump

 

I just believe in giving people a voice

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, under fire for allowing President Donald Trump to post inflammatory statements on his platform, has told Axios there's no truth to whispers that the two have a secret understanding.