Oracle names new chip after cheap wine
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Friday, 31 July 2015 11:39

Oracle names new chip after cheap wine

Sonoma cure for networking hangovers

Oracle is looking to expand the market for its Sparc-based servers with a new, low-cost processor which it curiously called Sonoma. 

Oracle releases Java mega patch
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Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:23

Oracle releases Java mega patch

One already being exploited

Oracle has just fixed 25 vulnerabilities in its aging Java platform, including one that's already being exploited in attacks.

Software APIs eligible for trollage
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Monday, 29 June 2015 18:15

Software APIs eligible for trollage

Because the US courts are ignorant

The Software industry is in big trouble after the US Supreme Court did not step into Oracle's battle with Google over whether APIs were copyrightable.

Oracle experiences profit plummet
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Thursday, 18 June 2015 11:15

Oracle experiences profit plummet

Falling through the cloud

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street ran screaming from the toilets after it was announced that industry bellwether Oracle had done much worse than anyone had expected.

Thursday, 09 October 2014 15:40

Google ask the Supremes to help against Oracle

To protect innovation in high tech

Monday, 29 September 2014 14:29

Oracle claims to match Amazon’s cloud price

Begun the cloud wars have

Monday, 22 September 2014 13:53

Running Oracle will be hurding Katz

Katz always rule

Thursday, 04 September 2014 12:02

Oracle has Oregon by the short and curlies

Needs to sue, needs its help

Monday, 25 August 2014 14:24

Oracle sued over Obamacare stuff up

Oregon miffed that system did not work

Tuesday, 22 July 2014 11:25

Oracle asked Intel to create a new chip

We wanted a flexible friend