No one is buying them anyway

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has not extended its “charge more for less” policy onto its iPads.

Kent hops about

The head lawyer of Google spent some time today outlining that his company isn’t motivated by greed, or by monopolistic tendencies, but instead is contributing to the welfare of all creatures great and small.

Intel’s fault

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has put the brakes on the next instalment for the iMac PC line-up because it wants to install Intel’s new Kaby Lake.

Trump’s promise to get tough with tech

The surprise election of the Donald, Prince of Orange in the US election, is alarming tech-companies which are worried that he could kill off encryption.

It is not a swan song

We did suspect that Apple had given up and surrendered the notebook ground to Microsoft with the release of its latest MacBook Pro – but it seems we might have been wrong.

All part of the service – when you don’t pay much tax

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been told that it will not have to jump through all the hoops that other company’s normally do to get planning approval for its new Irish base.

Mac users are revolting... well more revolting than normal

The Tame Apple Press is in a lot of pain over the new Apple Mac Pro. No matter how hard it tries, it cannot polish the turd and is now turning against its Apple overlords.

First-gen Texas Instruments controllers will not work

While Apple may have launched a new MacBook Pro with an LED touch bar a week and a half ago and with Thunderbolt 3 ready USB-C connectors, a  compatibility test shows that not all devices using the standard will be able to operate with the notebook.

They will be late but not that late

Apple’s overpriced and infinitely losable earbuds are seeing delays getting to market and no one is sure when they will hit the shops.

Its larger iPhone is too big

Despite genii at Apple might have made a bit of a mess of its VR plans.