So much for security
A two year old has managed to lock his mum out of her iPhone for 48 years thanks to Apple's super secure worth every penny form of security.
Claims they will sound better
Apple's recent move into the speaker market has shown that it can convince stupid people that it can make "high-quality" hi-end sound equipment and now it thinks it can make the same move on the headphone market.
Soon everyone will have a nose as thin, flat and as useless as an iPhone
As Steve Jobs lay dying, his last project was a super-cool headquarters where his staff could beaver away in his absence.
A problem with the design of glass at Apple's HQ has led to three employees being sufficiently hurt that they needed urgent medical treatment.
Jobs' Mob would never do an Imagination on us
Dialog Semiconductor expects Apple to use its chips for a significant proportion of its devices in 2019 and 2020 and has no fears that Jobs' Mob will dump it like Imagination, and invent its own chips.
Exclusive: They will wait
After months of investigation we can report with a high level of certainty that Apple doesn’t plan to have 5G capabilities in an iPhone in 2019.
The needs of the few will be finally met
The Khronos Group, a consortium of hardware and software companies, has announced that the Vulkan graphics technology is finally coming to Apple's platforms, allowing games and apps to run at faster performance levels on Macs and iOS devices.
Upgrade to an expensive new Apple TV
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that the easiest way to get its users to upgrade to its new Apple TV is to pull the plug on iTunes.
And still the problem increases
One of the good things about being a huge company which makes piles of dosh over a couple of products is that no one notices what you are doing wrong in a smaller part of your empire, and this is precisely what has been happening with Apple and its cloud.