Remote workers snubbed for promotions

Grey tin Box shifter Dell has come up with a cunning way of both blessing home working while forcing people back to the office.

Turns out that it could not invent it after all

For the last few months the Tame Apple Press has been telling us how the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple would arrive late on the scene with new AI technology that was going to clean everyone else’s clock.

Run:ai's a prize in a €1 billion tech tussle

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that tech titan Nvidia is eyeing Israeli whizz-kid Run: AI as a buyout for a cool €1 billion.

Oh, the places you can go

In a move that's sure to have employees jumping for joy (in their heads, at least), Amazon has introduced a revolutionary new workplace initiative: daydreaming.

Equivalent to 62 Nvidia H100 GPUs

Cerebras Systems has just pulled the wraps off its Wafer Scale Engine 3 (WSE-3), and it's a tech titan that's got the industry buzzing.

The GHz races were a joke

Yesterday, Intel lifted the kimono on its Core i9-14900KS, and while some were excited by the speeds it promised, for those old enough to remember, it was just a trip back to Chipzilla’s disastrous past.

These are the voyages of the Starship Unexpected Disassembly

SpaceX's pride and joy, the Starship rocket, aimed for the stars but became a fireball (again).

Mnuchin makes moves

Beijing's in a right tizz over Uncle Sam's latest move to snatch TikTok from China's grasp.

Not Bitcoin's daddy, says Judge

UK Judge James Mellor has dropped a bombshell declaring that Craig Wright ain't the Bitcoin brainchild he claimed to be.

Emulator devs duck for cover

After Nintendo went full bowser, breathing legal fire on the devs behind Yuzu the emulation scene's shaking in its boots,