Trump can't tell two different sexual diseases apart but knew a lot about Gates' daughter

Software King of the World Sir William Gates III has angered Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump's cheerleaders by pointing out that the president has a problem when it comes to spotting his sexually transmitted diseases but knew rather a lot about Gate's daughter Jennifer.

Will have USB-C connectivity,

Microsoft plans to launch a line of lower-cost Surface tablets as soon as the second half of 2018 as part of a cunning plan to help Microsoft improve its market share.

Working together on developer kit

Qualcomm Technologies and Microsoft have announced that they are working together to help customers and developers quickly create IoT solutions like home monitoring cameras, enterprise security cameras and smart home devices that use on-device vision artificial intelligence (AI) in retail, manufacturing and logistics applications.

AI modules with specialised chips for Brainiacs 

Software King of the World Microsoft has announced that its system for running AI models with specialised chips is now available in preview on Azure.

Being tested

Software king of the world Microsoft has finally realised that people want a better way of working with screenshots.

Faster than the SoC in phones

Qualcomm and Microsoft helped its partners to release the first generation of the Snapdragon 835 on Windows 10 and it is almost time for the second generation.

Google is brighter, Siri is as intelligent as plankton 

A new report has named Google as the cleverest AI but warns all three of the leading machines are pretty pants and disappointing.

More sign up for Azure cloud computing services and Office 365

Software King of the Wolrd Microsoft is doing well thanks to more people signing up for its cloud-based services than anyone expected.

1440p support for the Xbox One S and X and FreeSync support

Software king of the world Microsoft is rolling out a new Xbox One update that brings 1440p support for the Xbox One S and X, as well as support for AMD's FreeSync tech.

Despite stopping the sale of Windows phones last week

The dark satanic rumour mill suggests that Microsoft is still working on creating a Surface phone, despite generally abandoning the smartphone market to Google and Apple.