Apple and Hyundai will make "Apple car"
Published in Transportation


Autonomous electric cars available in 2024

Hyundai Motor and the fruity cargo cult Apple will sign a partnership deal on autonomous electric cars by March and start production around 2024 in the United States.

Apple "invents" foldable phone
Published in Mobiles


Anyone else who claims to have invented it is a liar

Fruity cargo cult Apple has apparently invented a foldable iPhone, long after its rivals took the plunge and innovated the idea and made it work.

Apple claim it invented security software backfires
Published in News


Loses Corellium case

Apple's claims to have invented Corellium security software have been thrown out of court.

Apple’s cloud tanks over Chrimbo
Published in Cloud


All that reliability

On the day after Christmas, Apple noted that some users were still having a problem with the storage service.

Microsoft developing its own chips
Published in News

 

Looks like Apple was not the only one

Software King of the world Microsoft is designing its own processors to be used in cloud systems and Surface computers as part of a cunning plan to reduce reliance on Intel.

Musk tried to flog Tesla to Apple
Published in News


Tim Cook could not be bothered

While the Tame Apple Press, and Wall Street have become all moist about Apple's return to making cars, it appears that Tim Cook had a Microsoft moment over another car maker a few years ago.

Apple is having another go at building a car
Published in News


What could possibly go wrong?

Apple is moving forward with self-driving car technology and is targeting 2024 to produce a passenger vehicle based around its own battery technology.

Apple press hacks hacked
Published in Mobiles


Where is your god now?

Citizen Lab researchers say they have found evidence that dozens of journalists had their iPhones silently compromised with spyware known to be used by nation states.

Apple shuts a fifth of its stores
Published in News


Religion retreats before government persecution and plague

Fruity cargo cult Apple is closing a fifth of its cathedrals of market and consumerism and is blaming the evil demonic coronavirus.

Cook and Federighi in the dock in Epic lawsuit
Published in News


Time to face the laywers

A judge has ordered Apple to produce Tim Cook and Craig Federighi to testify for the Apple versus Epic lawsuit, and they must produce required documents before the next hearing.